Fixer-Upper
Reported 2017-11-10 22:30:04
By Lenny Tuberose

Shithole. If you cleaned it up some. Ness had been in worse though. He coughed—something cool and thick rose into the back of his mouth and he spat reflexively. A scurrilous wad of mucus tinged with blood landed heavily with a wet unsavory sonance to lie like a stillborn slug. The cough was accompanied by a searing pain in his chest, but the intimation of the mortality bearing down on him left no mark upon him. The viscid love letter from the cancer in his lungs quivered briefly and then was still. It seemed at home there among the refused and casually discarded constituency of debris. Shithole. (More...)

5 Least Impressive Claims
Reported 2011-03-11 13:37:45
By Thom 'Starky' Stark

Running your mouth without engaging the clutch to your brain may result in laughter and finger-pointing ... (More...)

IE6 Down for the Count
Reported 2011-03-04 17:33:54
By Baron Earl

Microsoft finally admits it: Internet Explorer 6 is a shitty, shitty browser. According to the new Microsoft web site The Internet Explorer 6 Countdown: "Friends don't let friends use Internet Explorer 6. And neither should acquaintances. Educate others about moving off of Internet Explorer 6." By educate they mean "move to IE9", but why not give these poor IE6 users a real helping hand, and help move them to Firefox or Chrome? (More...)

Owner of 6 Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Arrested
Reported 2008-05-28 21:14:14
By Pao Tzu

Reefer madness or a government fabrication? (More...)

Ron Paul Loses, Anarchists Blame Media
Reported 2008-02-06 10:56:07
By Pao Tzu

Ron Paul has not secured many delegates after spending millions on his Republican campaign. Note that the opinions stated here are mine and not the opinions of the pigdog.org staff. (More...)

CIA "Family Jewels" More Like "Numb Nuts"
Reported 2007-06-29 15:47:31
By Reverend CyberSatan

When I first heard that the CIA was about to release several hundred pages of previously classified material that would shed light on its various operations, I laughed hard enough to scare the clown next to me into a career as a mime. I'd seen declassified material before. Most of it involved pages with vast swaths of black redaction clouding any seriously useful information. Between the blackness were little glimpses of wretched wrongness that no one in their right mind would take credit for having engineered, funded, imagined, and/or perpetrated. Somehow, the thought of the Bush/Cheney White House permitting a whole new, potentially more incriminating disgorgement from the CIA was not only implausible but utterly ridiculous. (More...)

Google Maps Street View Bypasses the Hood
Reported 2007-05-29 18:43:32
By Pao Tzu

Today google maps unveiled "street view" which gives you a 360 degree camera angle view of the nice areas of some major cities. (More...)

Torture: It's not just for witches anymore!
Reported 2007-05-17 20:26:29
By Baron Earl

During the second Republican Presidential Debate each of the candidates was given a hypothetical "impending doom from terrorists" scenario and asked if they would use torture to extract information from prisoners who might have some information about a possible imminent attack. The answers ranged from "yes" to "absolutely yes" to Mitt Romney's "yes, as long as we refer to torture as 'enhanced interrogation techniques'." John McCain was the lone dissenter stating categorically "no". Too bad John McCain doesn't know his history. Torture was used to stop terrorism here before there was a USA. In 1692 the town of Salem, Massachusetts was being terrorized, and they successfully used torture to stop the terror. (More...)

The MAN-tini
Reported 2007-01-04 20:37:19
By Baron Earl

It was New Year's Eve and I wanted a signature drink I could hand to my guests. Something that they would accept with no fuss, drink quickly, and then want another. A drink simple enough that I could explain the recipe quickly -- thereby annointing each new guest as a bartender capable of making the drink -- and freeing me to enjoy myself. So I created The MAN-tini... (More...)

Christmas Claims Godfather of Soul
Reported 2006-12-27 10:37:15
By Reverend CyberSatan

So, the other half of Christmas was the 5 Liberty bash, which was once again off the hood. Never mind the generous loot that befell certain perceptive, lucky, and quick-witted friends of yours. The company was sublime and kept me there until sometime after three-thirty. Somehow, I just wasn't ready to go to bed. (More...)