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Pao Tzu: On The Beat

Google Maps Street View Bypasses the Hood Reported 2007-05-29 18:43:32 by Pao Tzu Today google maps unveiled "street view" which gives you a 360 degree camera angle view of the nice areas of some major cities. (More...)

Police State Chronicles

Torture: It's not just for witches anymore! Reported 2007-05-17 20:26:29 by Baron Earl During the second Republican Presidential Debate each of the candidates was given a hypothetical "impending doom from terrorists" scenario and asked if they would use torture to extract information from prisoners who might have some information about a possible imminent attack. The answers ranged from "yes" to "absolutely yes" to Mitt Romney's "yes, as long as we refer to torture as 'enhanced interrogation techniques'." John McCain was the lone dissenter stating categorically "no". Too bad John McCain doesn't know his history. Torture was used to stop terrorism here before there was a USA. In 1692 the town of Salem, Massachusetts was being terrorized, and they successfully used torture to stop the terror. (More...)

Spocktail of the Week

The MAN-tini Reported 2007-01-04 20:37:19 by Baron Earl It was New Year's Eve and I wanted a signature drink I could hand to my guests. Something that they would accept with no fuss, drink quickly, and then want another. A drink simple enough that I could explain the recipe quickly -- thereby annointing each new guest as a bartender capable of making the drink -- and freeing me to enjoy myself. So I created The MAN-tini... (More...)

Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye!

Christmas Claims Godfather of Soul Reported 2006-12-27 10:37:15 by Reverend CyberSatan So, the other half of Christmas was the 5 Liberty bash, which was once again off the hood. Never mind the generous loot that befell certain perceptive, lucky, and quick-witted friends of yours. The company was sublime and kept me there until sometime after three-thirty. Somehow, I just wasn't ready to go to bed. (More...)

Cackles of the Mad Reverend

Bring Out Your Damned! Reported 2006-11-28 21:46:49 by Reverend CyberSatan Watching the Republican retreat from the now undeniable failure that is Iraq's current pitiful condition is nothing short of a monumental disgrace to humanity. I'm not talking about "peace with honor," which was Nixon's shorthand for "Let's get the fuck out of here and keep our mouths shut." That his progeny don't even have the grace of Richard Nixon is difficult to imagine, seeing as how Nixon was an evil sack of shit whose soul will be receiving mail in hell long after our sun has gone nova. No. The modern breed of mean-spirited, venal cowards pipe up the rhetoric born of lowly insurance defense lawyers who have their eye on making partner by making assumption of responsibility seem like faux martyrdom. (More...)

Cackles of the Mad Reverend

Fuck This! Reported 2006-10-02 20:16:34 by Reverend CyberSatan It was all looking so good. The battle plan was another masterpiece, the minds out there just waiting to be manipulated towards another victory. Subtle pushes here, a few prods there, and voila!--another incompetent Democratic effort crushed on Election Day. Then came those damned teen tarts that serve as pages in Congress. (More...)

Cackles of the Mad Reverend

Forest Behind the Tree Reported 2006-09-09 12:52:20 by Reverend CyberSatan The Bush Administration fired its opening salvo in the coming Congression election war yesterday. Most liberal pundits seem to have completely missed this, judging by what I have seen and read in the intervening 24 hours. The two shots were seemingly disparate, yet they are as closely connected as Karl Rove and treachery. So take notice, boyz and goilz: these mindtricks are the ones that are going to kill the Democrats at the ballot box this November if people aren’t extremely careful -- and vocal. (More...)

Cackles of the Mad Reverend

Brother, Can You Spare a Backbone? Reported 2006-09-01 10:14:57 by Reverend CyberSatan In the the Thirties, America was hungry. Soup lines stretched for blocks, families were forced onto the street, and an unimaginable desperation hung over everyone who wasn't already super-rich. During those times, the common line, "Brother, can you spare a dime?" echoed from the humbled egos on Wall Street, across the Dust Bowl and out to the Pacific. The real pity is that it took a global war to bail us out from that depression. (More...)

Pao Tzu: On The Beat

War on Terror produces excess inventory of doomsday ready laptops Reported 2006-08-08 11:23:05 by Pao Tzu The War on Terror has resulted in a rush of new technology useful to the general population. (More...)

Cackles of the Mad Reverend

U Laugh Now, But... Reported 2006-04-11 15:33:22 by Reverend CyberSatan People in my office chuckled a little last week when I told them I had the current winning bid for an old German u-boat that was being hawked on Ebay. (More...)

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