Disclaimer: PaoTzu's a1 illegal mushroom
cultivation cookbook is meant for educational purposes
only. Be aware of the techniques used by hardcore
criminals! Protect your children! Read, learn, educate. Do
not try this at home.
Growing your own hallucinogenic mushrooms is as easy as sitting around and
watching a rotting pile of dirt says expert Pao-Tzu. Sorry if you do not live
on the Pacific Coast of the United States of America. Go waste money on those
internet scam spore kits or whatever - this guide will not work for you.
Buy a bunch of shallow rubber pots (4-5" high, 1' long) and Douglas Fir wood
mulch at your local nursery. Take a road trip to some part of the world where
Psilocybe cyanescens grow rampant, like near roadsides along highway 101 all
the way up the Northwest Oregon. Gather not just Psilocybe but whole mounds of
dirt from the locations. Cut this with the rottenest compost you can find (your
own backyard? neighbor?)... I mean rotten when I say rotten. Make sure there is
already some kind of nasty fungus growing in the compost you use.
Mix the
pots as such - 1/2 natural mushroom groundscore, 1/4 fresh wood chips, 1/4
nasty compost. Put flat rocks so that about half of the surface area is
covered. If it is not early in the rainy season (October) when you begin, use a
drip system over the rubber planters. I cannot stress that you should not under
any circumstances soak the planters, this will promote the growth of unwanted
flowering plants and grasses.
After the pots have lost some of their
original stink, transplant Lycopodia (moss) into the planters. Make sure to use
specimens big enough for the rocks to lay on. Wait 2 months.
HELLO. Cool
coastal fog, frost, and buckets of rain should guarantee the mass of the
planter in fresh basidiocarps each month. For a given investment, this means
many many handfulls of mushrooms to clip.
10 planters should yield about
one oz. dried Psilocybe cyanescens/month. 20 planters, 2 oz... Your entire
backyard
stacked on shelves (approx 300 planters) should yield 5-10 kilograms of
mushroom per growing season (September - June). This is really not that many
trips though if you consider any real mushroom addict will make super-potent
tea.
Super-potent tea can be made easily by steaming mushrooms for 3
minutes in any conventional steamer (yes, you can make one out of tinfoil),
boiling the steamed product for an hour, straining out mushrooms and simmering
the rest for 3 hours to make a highly-concentrated dark brown liquid.
Alternatively, finely chop dried mushrooms and fill a coffee filter chock full.
Staple the coffee filter shut and steam the filter for 3 minutes and let sit in
boiling water for 30 minutes. This should be strong enough but is a slight
waste of material. But who cares when you have 8000.
Killing your mushroom
culture is easy. If you have to move and you are too paranoid to drive around
with a full-scale shroom growing operation in your vehicle, simply douse each
planter with vinegar and turn them over onto the ground. Note that the
mushrooms will not rot quickly this way as the fungus which would rot them is
kept at bay by the acidity.
Much easier to start, collect, and dispose of
than some big ass aquariums, spore syringes, and kerr jars.
