Yorgo the barman had a friend drive us to Zeitgeist where there was THE TAMALE LADY and I had tamales and chocolate and Guinness and rum and YOU ALL MISSED OUT ON THE GREATEST FUCKING NIGHT IN SAN FRANCISCO EVER AND I LAUGH AT ALL YOUR MISFORTUNES! That is, until tomorrow morning, at which point I will likely be in heavy Regret Mode. -- Crackmonkey
Another Spocktail from the beverage researchers at SMRL:
Home of The Deathwave Bar & Grill!
Anyone who's been on a serious drinking binge with friends will realize that
there are just some things that should never ever be mixed together. And yet,
if you add in just one more ingredient to the concoction, it's perfectly
acceptable. This is one of those times. We discovered this drink (originally
called "memory loss") while on an underground pubcrawl in Berkeley, California.
It's sole reason for existence is to cause you to pass out, black out, or drive
the porcelain bus for a few hours. How wasteful! We decided to do something
about it. It now has a new name, and a better function.
It should also be noted that you might want to do this at home, as that it has
a tendency to make want to take your clothes off. This is not a good thing in
public when you are busy talking with trees... which will in all likelihood
happen. We also don't advise drinking more than one!
1/2 oz Cuervo Gold
1/2 oz Wild Turkey
1/2 oz 151
grams psilocybin mushrooms brewed into a tea
Prepare mushrooms by boiling 2- 2/12 grams per person, boil for 8 minutes,
in as much water as it takes to fill a coffee mug. Let cool to room
temperature. Pour the result through a wire strainer and press on the mushrooms
with the bottom of a spoon to get all of the moisture out (if you are hungry,
you can eat the mushrooms). Pour into a tall glass. Add in Bourbon, Rum, and
Tequila. Drink quickly. Lock your doors, strap yourself in and enjoy the ride
which will hit you in five minutes or less.