Check it out! More crazy Halloween costume ideas for you
crazy freaks! Bwahaha! Yippee! Eat THESE keywords, search
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So, last year I did a whole bunch of coolio last-minute Halloween
costume ideas. And then this year, we were checking the logs here at
the PIGDOG MEDIA VENTURES (TM) CENTRAL DATUR WAREHOUSE CENTRE in the
enterprise zone of Sparks, NV, and we found out that for some
goddamned reason you, our weird readership, were going back to read
that article over and over again. Like a HUGE SPIKE in readership.
I'm pretty sure it's due to some weird statistical search engine
error, but I'd like to think it's my great lists that keep you coming
back for more. Like Cheezits!
Anyways, since I'm never averse to some hitmongering, I'm going to try and
RE-CAPTURE the MAGIC by making a whole new set of last-minute
Halloween costume ideas. Secret contest: look for the OFFHAND INTERNET
CULTURAL REFERENCES. Collect 'em all!
Eric Raymond's gun collection
The Need To Know Web-based archives
The great taste of Nutter Butter cookies
Mary from "Party Girl"
The album "Zenyatta Mondatta"
Leasing vs. buying
A hand-cranked porno movie machine from the 1900s
Ralph Nader being dragged from the presidential debates
Sheldon the Sea Genie
1/2 Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle, 1/2 Jim Nabors as Vegas lounge act
Deep Throat (the movie)
Richard Stallman's crufty notebook computer
Bill Bixby, in the part where he's between being David Banner and
the Hulk. Like, not one or the other, but in between. With the crazy
sed and/or awk
Bill Bixby in "The Magician"
The Bernoulli principle
The Secret Bombings of Cambodia
A cease-and-desist letter
A loving tribute to CD-ROM-based multimedia and the amazingly
creative people who pioneered the craft
The kind of tired Canadia-baiting thing
a guy at a toga party
a click-through license
A "Practice Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty" bumper sticker
A participant in a poetry "slam"
A big cow
Bill Bixby in "Kentucky Fried Movie"
The Love Parade
The Superfriends, but only saying "WUUZZZUPPP!!" Like, you can't say
anything else. Just "WUZZZUPPPP!!"
Hey, fuck, man, BILL BIXBY!
Fucked-up patent mongers Thomson Multimedia Corp
The Jargon File
Sweet Honey in the Rock
The ignominious death of the swing dancing craze
Harcourt P. Mudd
The Porn Lord who financed "Getting It"
Nordic Trak (the dance)
Nordic Trak (the machine)
Elian Gonzalez in an innertube and his protective phalanx of
the extreme tediousness of Enterprise Java Beans
a self-published vanity novel
Deep Throat (the informer)
Beetle Bailey, but like asleep in a bed with ZZZZs coming out of his
The Star Twins
Monica Lewinsky with, like, kneepads, but, hold on a sec, the kneepads
have the PRESIDENTIAL SEAL on 'em. GETTIT?!? GETTIT?!? Bonus if you
smoke a cigar.
Manuel Noriega in drag
Paul Oakenfold in Ibiza
a crack pipe
A drive-up bank window with one of those cool pneumatic tubes
The Kids from C.A.P.E.R.
The word "biro"
Slimey the Worm
corduroy O.P. shorts
The Burning Man
The unethical practice of long-distance service "slamming"
The New Main Library
Hell, pretty much _any_ worm
a sexy cat
The Dipsea Footrace
"Faces of Death" and "Faces of Death II" (good couple costume)
Wayne and Garth
Elroy's getting hit by a wrecking ball
That crazy UFO guy from US Web. Hah! He's CRAZY, man!
a Grand Slam breakfast
B2B vs. B2C e-commerce (another good couple costume)