First time out it's a list; so what? Just read the thing.
I've been busy overpreparing for Burning Man. Here's all the dumb crap I have
accumulated so far that goes into the big dumb "Smuggler" pullman suitcase that
then goes into the big dumb Frontier Airlines plane next week:
(1) Labcoat, white, Spock Mountain Research Labs logo, nametag: "Tjames".
(1) Labcoat, white, no logo.
(4) T-shirts bought at Target off the clearance rack (good stuff! no
(3) Pairs of various short pants. I say "short pants" because it's
funny and I like it.
(1) Pair chinos. See above for why I say "chinos".
(4) Pair plaid boxer shorts! Yay!
(5) Pairs of socks.
(1) Barn coat type of deal in case it ever gets cold.
(1) Pair Utility (Target!) brand pseudo-steeltoe boots. These cost
(1) Pair white deck shoes.
(1) Pair Utility brand rubber sandals.
(1) Pair pajama shoes for the leisure stylee.
(1) Pair yeller tinted sunglasses.
(1) Pair clip-on dark sunglasses that go over my reg'lar glasses so's I