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Mr. Bad's List -- Reported 1999-01-13 23:18 by Mr. Bad
Not desperate, just ambitious

This week's list: Totally Hot Chicks I Want To Get All Freaky With

  • Parker Posey
  • Beth Orton
  • Cookie (the daughter from "Blondie")
  • Lauren Bacall
  • Maid Marian
  • Toni Collette
  • Kristi Yamaguchi
  • Samantha Stevens
  • Lady Miss Kier
  • MAJ
  • Kim Rollins
  • Leah Garchik
  • Ezri Dax
  • Me'shell Ndege'Ocello or whatever
  • The dark-haired, leather-clad singer from AWD
  • Marilyn vos Savant
  • Queen Latifah
  • The Star*Kist Tuna mermaid
  • Exene
  • Marie Osmond
  • Mon Mothma
  • Scary Spice
  • Emma Thompson
  • Gong Li
  • Cindy Wilson
  • This totally babe girl from my high school who I had a painfully secret crush on and I still many years later have erotic dreams about
  • The Solid Gold Dancers
  • KTVU Anchorwoman Diane Dwyer
  • Ann Magnuson

 

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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