This week's list: Totally Hot Chicks I Want To Get All Freaky With

• Parker Posey
• Beth Orton
• Cookie (the daughter from "Blondie")
• Lauren Bacall
• Maid Marian
• Toni Collette
• Kristi Yamaguchi
• Samantha Stevens
• Lady Miss Kier
• MAJ
• Kim Rollins
• Leah Garchik
• Ezri Dax
• Me'shell Ndege'Ocello or whatever
• The dark-haired, leather-clad singer from AWD
• Marilyn vos Savant
• Queen Latifah
• The Star*Kist Tuna mermaid
• Exene
• Marie Osmond
• Mon Mothma
• Scary Spice
• Emma Thompson
• Gong Li
• Cindy Wilson
• This totally babe girl from my high school who I had a painfully secret crush on and I still many years later have erotic dreams about
• The Solid Gold Dancers
• KTVU Anchorwoman Diane Dwyer
• Ann Magnuson