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"Squeal like a pig." Just saying the line conjures up images of Hillbillies and Ned Beatty's sweaty pink face. It's a powerful image, jammed into the American psyche like a fat Hillbilly cock in a tiny city-dweller's anus. The image will just not go away, no matter how hard you try.
-- enigma
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Just in time for New Year's Eve, this week's Spocktail is
aptly named the Bashed Skull, which describes how most
Pigdogger's heads will feel on the morning of 1/1/2000...
Please remember that members of the Pigdog Staff are PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISTS
with IRONCLAD LIVERS and NO SENSE FOR SELF-PRESERVATION WHATSOEVER. To make a
Bashed Skull you'll need the following ingredients:
- Vodka
- Grapefruit Juice
- Half a lime
- Crank
Squeeze the lime into a glass, add two shots of vodka, and fill with grapefruit
juice to taste. Snort the crank and shoot the contents of the glass down your
throat. Repeat as necessary.
You will have no problems staying up all night and watching the sun rise over
the burnt out remains of western civilization.
Happy New Years!
wunderbar@pigdog.org
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