Burn them ALL! ALL of THEM!

     
 

Dr. Dew
2000-05-24 18:21:17


Spocktail of the Week
 
Isn't it wonderful that, despite our differences, we're united in our mutual love of beer?
-- Mr. Bad

 

Calling Dr. Feelgood!

I first encountered the good doctor in a small, run down bar just outside of Modesto called "El Rancho." The locals were mainly farmers, and all seemed to ask for "El Doctor Dew."

I was curious so I asked the bartender what the fuss was all about. I haven't stopped drinking them since. These drinks are *great*! The Caffeine in the Mountian Dew helps keep you up all night, and the "cleansing properties" of the Dr. Pepper help "clear things up" the next morning if you know what I mean.

Anyway, the next time you find your self out drinking and you want to pick a drink that you can keep putting back all night, I highly recommend sliding up to the bar and asking for a "Dr. Dew." You won't be dissappointed.

Dr. Dew

Ingredients

  • Dr. Pepper
  • Mountain Dew
  • Dewar's

Directions

In a tall highball glass filled with ice, mix equal parts of all ingredients.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

gable@pigdog.org


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