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-- Paul Vortex
Vulcan Bloodtini
2002-12-23 12:30:15
I mixed up this concoction a few weeks ago and can't get it out of my mind. It's green and sweet and delicious and looks great in a clear sports bottle, which won't spill when you pass out on the lawn after drinking the entire bottle through a Crazystraw.
One great thing about drinking out of sports bottles is that you don't need a shaker. Just add ice and all of the ingredients, cover the holes, and shake.
Another great thing is that when you're drinking green juice out of one it looks like you're consuming some healthy wheat grass and yak vomit concoction that you got at juice bar, and not a near-lethal combination of juice and alcohol, which can be handy if you have to deal with cops -- which is something you probably will end up doing after you drink a Vulcan Bloodtini.
Fill your 64 oz. sports bottle about half full with ice. Over the top of the ice pour:
- 1 cup Cruzan Vanilla Rum
- ½ cup Blue Curaçao Liqueur
- ½ cup Midori Melon Liqueur
- 3 cups Tropicana Orange / Tangerine Juice
Cover the straw hole and the air hole and shake. You should end up with an ice-cold greenish-yellow mixture that no one will want to share with you. So much the better. Drink up and enjoy!
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