Nobody runs any real applications anyway. The whole purpose of personal computing is to tinker with shit. Everybody else (who isn't tinkering) is only using their Pentium Professionals as glorified typewriters. Applications, ha ha ha.
-- Ratsnatcher
You need to make a fruity tropical drink and you have no
recipe? Here's a mix recently tested by Pigdog's crack
bevertology team that's made with ingredients available
from most any grocery store. It tastes sweet, fruity, and
is perfect for guzzling on the last hot days of summer.
Get a big pitcher, and add, in equal parts:
Ice
Malibu Rum
Appleton Rum
Captain Morgan Rum
Fruit Punch
Odwalla Orange Juice
Pineapple Juice
Add a splash of Pina Colada mix. Stir. If you did it right, you now have a
mixture that's almost half rum, tastes like coconut fruit punch, and looks like
blood mixed with water and milk. Run around and pour into everyone's glass,
whether their glass is empty or not. Guzzle the remainder of the pitcher along
with a couple of Metabolift pills so you can keep going all night long. Pass out
around 5am.
