So yesterday George "Dubbya" Bush, took the oath of office
and became the 43th President of the United States of
America. Naturally a new administration in Washington means
that there will be a lot of changes and so Pigdog is here
to tell you what fads faded into the past with the
retirement of Bill Clinton and what are now the hottest
trends in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.
| OUT | IN |
| Lyin' | Inability to count |
| Aggressive, no nonsense wife | Cookie baking wife |
| Oval Office sex | No sex, period |
| Right wing Clinton bashing | Left wing whining |
| Corporate greed | Extreme corporate greed |
| What's left of the Bill of Rights |
Corporate Rights |
| Laughable National Energy Policy | Energy
Policy??? We don't need no stinkin' Energy Policy! What we need are more oil
wells |
| Homely daughters | Cuter daughters, but not as fine as Gore's |
| Workaholic President | Best
naps since the Reagan era |
| Problems
understanding what the word "is" means | Problems
understanding what any words mean |
| Arkansas Meth | Texas Coke |
| Don't ask, Don't Tell | Homophobia... but it's OK, because the Bible says so |
| Legal Abortion | Death penalty
for abortionists |
| Debt
reduction | Tax cuts for the wealthy |
| Balanced Supreme Court | Radical right court that attempts to return the U.S. to the 18th
century |
| Governor
Death | President Death |
| Boring, banal VP | VP that runs
the country |
| No more welfare |
Much more corporate welfare |
| Lip service about helping the poor | Government
assistance to the wealthy too so that the top 1% can go from owning 80% of the
wealth to 99% |
| Ranting right wing
talk show hosts | Left wing protest marches ending in
riots |
| East Coast liberal
intellectuals | Texas rednecks |
| Gun control | Mandatory gun ownership |
| God every Sunday | Jesus, Jesus, Jesus and more Jesus every damn day of the week |
| Horrible, misguided and unwinable War
on Drugs | Horrible, misguided and unwinable War on Drugs
minus any sort of treatment programs |
| Sophisticated attempts to disenfranchise unliked minorities |
Jailing of all minorities as it was gonna happen anyway and
this will save a lot of time and effort on trials and evidence fabrication |
| A government that pretended to
care | HAHAHAHAHA |
