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Also, when I was your age, we walked ten miles each way to school in smog as thick as pipe smoke, wearing respirators, through mudslides, while being chased by serial killers. And we LIKED it that way.
-- Tjames Madison

 

LiquorPig

LiquorPig is lithe and feral, like a mongoose. He has served as a bodyguard to rajahs. With his pretty manners and ninja killing instinct, he's the perfect party guest.

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2006-11-20 Naked Tits Save Lives
2006-03-12 Deadly Robot Car Wreaks Havoc in Desert Rampage
2006-03-01 "Grizzly Man" Delivers the Laughs
2004-09-27 The Chicken Man Votes, Do You?
2004-08-09 "Talking" Gorilla Learns to ask for Codeine
2004-08-05 Fruity Hillbilly
2004-02-28 Finland Expected To Drink More
2003-07-26 Too Many Stars
2003-07-24 Rare Deaths Prompt Federal Restrictions on Miracle Herbal Drug
2002-11-01 ICANN Tells World to Fuck Off and Die
2002-05-13 French Leapfrog U.S. with Amazing New Toilet Technology
2002-02-02 NASA Says "No Drunks in Space"
2001-12-19 Copy-Protected CDs Coming

 

Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is not (necessarily) created by this Pigdog Journal author. They just found it and shared it with you.

2006-03-03 Thomas Edison Kills Elephant: Film at 11
In 1903, Thomas A. Edison, inventor of the light bulb, electrocuted an elephant to death. For some reason, he filmed the event and showed the clip often at lectures. Did you know that Edison was an elephant-killing rat bastard? Because he was.
2002-12-17 Hobbit Rappin'
2002-07-18 Get your "Your Little Princess is My Little Whore" shirt to meet the parents today!
T-Shirt Hell has the best shirts for your young'ns.

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