Gluttony, family infighting, and monumental sloth -- these are all traditional Thanksgiving values that the cyberbillies of Spock Mountain Research Labs hold dear to our hearts. We hope you, too, will share these heartwarming cyberbilly Thanksgiving traditions. Think of it as Martha Stewart gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Genetically-enhanced Cy-bur-Turkee (TM) with multi-faceted insect
eyes, 8 drumsticks/tentacles and a built-in video screen to see if the
Watching 8 hours of Hillbilly Robot MegaFootball on the wide-screen
Bonghits in the bathroom with your cousins just before