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of Forth, they won't be messing with us... 'cause they'll recognise a
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-tarded -- Some are good, some are bad, most people, however, are just -tarded.
After Action Reports -- Sometimes there is a survivor. These are their tales.
Almost Super -- I wanna fly like Superman, or something.
An Ethologist's Notebook -- Johnny Royale, Margaret Mead, what's the difference?
Anarchy -- Fuck shit up! Woo-haw! Anarchy and bad things and SMASH THE STATE, Baby!
Art Fux -- I don't know art, but I know what I fuck
Bad People -- The repository for Bad People of the Future.
Behold the Assman! -- Everyone's Favorite! The Assman! Hooray for the Assman!
Beverotology Today -- Understandizing the NOBLE SCIENCE of Beverotology to the masses and shit.
Brain-Dead Judge Watch -- ...because the law is not always on your side.
Broad View -- Miss Conduct views it all from a broad's perspective.
Broomfield: City of Crime -- There are a million stories in the naked city. These are some of them.
Burning Man Nonsense -- Nip the buds, Shoot the kids, Burn the Man.
Cackles of the Mad Reverend -- Weird ramblings from Reverend Cybersatan, recorded at random intervals
Coincidence? ...Or Enemy Action?
Consumers in Action -- Corporations suck, they're the tools of "the Man." Fight the Man.
Crackdown! -- I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka!
Crazy But True -- Life is crazier than fiction...
Crazy Ivan -- Ivan's crazy, we just want you to know that.
Creepy Crop Circles -- Yeah, we cover crop circles too.
Cuts of the Cards -- Bad Fortunes of the Future
Cyberbillies -- The new breed of hillbilly. Now with 20% more RoR in every bite!
Damn Ay-leens -- Learn about Ay-leens before they kidnap you and eat your brain.
Dining At The Deathwave Grill -- Recipes for the Pigdoggety homemaker
Encryption -- 01001001000100100101 10001010001
Fear du Jour -- What are you supposed to be afraid of this week?
Fishin' With Tjames -- Arrr! I'm a pirate! Come fish with me!
Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye! -- Obits
Hunter -- Fear and Loathing at the home of Gonzo Journalism.
JedCam -- See Jed. See Jed on the net. Jed Sanders, America's favorite and Web Warlord.
Journalists Gone Wild -- When the storyteller is the story.
Laughable Technology -- Technology created by marketing people or stupid engineers.
Liberty -- Use it or lose it.
Mmmm Mmmm Good -- Delicioso food! Beaujolais for fine food discussions!
Mocking Parade -- Celebrities that we laugh at.
Modesto, City of Crime -- It begins with Scott Peterson.
Monkey Business -- Apes, apes and more apes... from the little ones to the great ones.
Mozilla Annoyances -- Pesky, irritating things... and how to fix them.
Net Flotsam -- Miscellaneous shit from the Net.
Pao Tzu: On The Beat -- Pao Tzu's various musings.
Pigdog Journal -- We're so with it, we even report on ourselves... like anybody else would.
Power Corrupts -- Politics is an ugly business, which is what the Pigdog Journal does best.
Private Idaho -- Your own Private Idaho.
Quantum Deepfried Electro-Diddle
Scary Technology -- Everything you ever wanted to know about Scary Technology.
Slitting Your Juggler -- Learn how to handle life the late 1990's with the Juggle Vain.
Sludge -- Shit man
SnatcherWorld -- Git th' lastess cyber info'mashun an' direckshuns fum El Snatcher.
Space, the Final Frontier -- There is a lot of Space in the Universe. We talk about it sometimes.
Special Ideas -- Some ideas are good... some ideas are great... but these are Special Ideas.
Spock-o! -- Fascinating, I find this category highly logical.
Spocktail of the Week -- Kinda like cocktails, but more, uh, SPOCKISH
Substance Recreation -- Everything you ever wanted to know about Drugs!.
Texas $POWERTOOL Massacre -- "In this world, nothing is certain but death and Texas." -- Ben Franklin
The Busey Clan -- From bit parts to leading man... this family does it all.
The Compulsive Perspective -- Splicer Draws Out The Truth
The Green Goddess -- Liquor is quicker, but Absinthe makes you see funny things.
The Nekkid Truth -- Nudity, sex, and other random acts of love.
The Rollins-Shipley Crisis -- Everything you ever wanted to know about The Rollins-Shipley Crisis.
The World of Sport -- Bad People at Play
Too Punk To Fuck -- Punk Rock and shit
Treachery -- Beware the black helicopters!
Trumpocalypse -- Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
Viva La Musica -- Doe Ray Me Far So La De Doe
Weblogs -- If life were a weblog we'd all know who touched us.
Weird Linux -- Crazy people doing crazy things with Linux.
What a Riot! -- Lots of bad people being bad together.
What's Happening in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan? -- What's happening out there? What a crazy place!
Would You Like Fetish With That? -- You think you got fetishes... check these people out...
Y2K Madness -- The world's gonna crazy in December... and we're here to cover it for you.
T O P S T O R I E S
Mozart to be inducted into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame
Joining such hard-rocking inductees as Abba, Chet Atkins, Nat King Cole, and Neil Diamond, the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame is proud to induct Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. (More...)
Gary Busey definitely involved in a hit and run accident
Gary Busey was definitely involved in a hit-and-run accident, but won't face any charges because he's rich and famous. (More...)
Gary Busey allegedly involved in Malibu hit-and-run
"Sir! You hit my car! I need your information!" the woman yelled at Gary Busey driving a battered Volvo station wagon before he sped off. (More...)
Health and Human Services officials spend a year on pot
After a yearlong, comprehensive, thorough, complete investigation into the effects of marijuana usage, Health and Human Services (HHS) officials recommended that it be moved from Schedule I of the Controlled Substances Act to Schedule III, meaning that the HHS no longer considers cannabis to be a drug with high abuse potential and no medical value. (More...)
If you've ever wondered what actual bullshit looks like, just check the back side of Lee Meyers' decommissioned police cruiser. Lee chopped the top of the passenger side of the car off so he could take his full-grown Watusi bull, named Howdy Doody, for joy rides around his home town of Neligh, Nebraska. Since the car doesn't have bathroom facilities Howdy Doody just craps all over the back and side of the car whenever he feels the need to let one go. (More...)
Self-righteous assholes block highway to Burning Man
A group of self-righteous assholes converted exactly zero people to their cause by blocking the highway to Burning Man this week. The group, which used a flimsy trailer, some lengths of chain, and a few folding chairs to block the road, put up signs including "Burners of the World Unite," but none of the burners stopped in traffic wanted to unite with them for anything. (More...)
C L A S S I C P I G D O G
It’s election night. My wife and I are holed-up in this hotel that my political party has rented out for the evening. Outside, people are being violently beaten for whom they voted for. Is this South Africa? Perhaps we’re in Haiti or some Southern state during the 60’s. Of all the places where this sort of thing happens, it’s mind-boggling that we are in Portland, Maine. (More...)
NASA's Mars missions keep blowing up and crashing, but dammit, when you reach for the stars you have to expect a few minor setbacks. Drink a toast to the men and women of NASA! Toast them with a Lost Probe mixed up with your own two (or three) hands! (More...)
On the Implementation of a Grocery Bag And Overforestation Initiative
Patient Joab and his evil cohort, Patient Steve, develop a proposal for the plastic-v.-paper problem that EVERYONE can be happy with. An EXCLUSIVE from Spock Mountain Research Labs! (More...)
Yet another delicious SPOCKTAIL from the SMRL Beverage Science Labs! Check under the cap for your chance to win thousands of fabulous prizes! (More...)
Naked Australian Redhead -- Missing!
She posed naked on the web, fought for pornography online, and even kept an online "Diary of a Virtual Girlfriend." But after earning a place in internet history, Bernadette Taylor vanished without a trace. (More...)
Report from Spiritual Machines
Arkuat gives you the inside scoop on the "Spiritual Machines" panel and conclave. Wacky excitement ensues! (More...)