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-tarded -- Some are good, some are bad, most people, however, are just -tarded.
After Action Reports -- Sometimes there is a survivor. These are their tales.
Almost Super -- I wanna fly like Superman, or something.
An Ethologist's Notebook -- Johnny Royale, Margaret Mead, what's the difference?
Anarchy -- Fuck shit up! Woo-haw! Anarchy and bad things and SMASH THE STATE, Baby!
Art Fux -- I don't know art, but I know what I fuck
Bad People -- The repository for Bad People of the Future.
Behold the Assman! -- Everyone's Favorite! The Assman! Hooray for the Assman!
Beverotology Today -- Understandizing the NOBLE SCIENCE of Beverotology to the masses and shit.
Brain-Dead Judge Watch -- ...because the law is not always on your side.
Broad View -- Miss Conduct views it all from a broad's perspective.
Broomfield: City of Crime -- There are a million stories in the naked city. These are some of them.
Burning Man Nonsense -- Nip the buds, Shoot the kids, Burn the Man.
Cackles of the Mad Reverend -- Weird ramblings from Reverend Cybersatan, recorded at random intervals
Coincidence? ...Or Enemy Action?
Consumers in Action -- Corporations suck, they're the tools of "the Man." Fight the Man.
Crackdown! -- I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka!
Crazy But True -- Life is crazier than fiction...
Crazy Ivan -- Ivan's crazy, we just want you to know that.
Creepy Crop Circles -- Yeah, we cover crop circles too.
Cuts of the Cards -- Bad Fortunes of the Future
Cyberbillies -- The new breed of hillbilly. Now with 20% more RoR in every bite!
Damn Ay-leens -- Learn about Ay-leens before they kidnap you and eat your brain.
Dining At The Deathwave Grill -- Recipes for the Pigdoggety homemaker
Encryption -- 01001001000100100101 10001010001
Fear du Jour -- What are you supposed to be afraid of this week?
Fishin' With Tjames -- Arrr! I'm a pirate! Come fish with me!
Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye! -- Obits
Hunter -- Fear and Loathing at the home of Gonzo Journalism.
JedCam -- See Jed. See Jed on the net. Jed Sanders, America's favorite and Web Warlord.
Journalists Gone Wild -- When the storyteller is the story.
Laughable Technology -- Technology created by marketing people or stupid engineers.
Liberty -- Use it or lose it.
Mmmm Mmmm Good -- Delicioso food! Beaujolais for fine food discussions!
Mocking Parade -- Celebrities that we laugh at.
Modesto, City of Crime -- It begins with Scott Peterson.
Monkey Business -- Apes, apes and more apes... from the little ones to the great ones.
Mozilla Annoyances -- Pesky, irritating things... and how to fix them.
Net Flotsam -- Miscellaneous shit from the Net.
Pao Tzu: On The Beat -- Pao Tzu's various musings.
Pigdog Journal -- We're so with it, we even report on ourselves... like anybody else would.
Power Corrupts -- Politics is an ugly business, which is what the Pigdog Journal does best.
Private Idaho -- Your own Private Idaho.
Quantum Deepfried Electro-Diddle
Scary Technology -- Everything you ever wanted to know about Scary Technology.
Slitting Your Juggler -- Learn how to handle life the late 1990's with the Juggle Vain.
Sludge -- Shit man
SnatcherWorld -- Git th' lastess cyber info'mashun an' direckshuns fum El Snatcher.
Space, the Final Frontier -- There is a lot of Space in the Universe. We talk about it sometimes.
Special Ideas -- Some ideas are good... some ideas are great... but these are Special Ideas.
Spock-o! -- Fascinating, I find this category highly logical.
Spocktail of the Week -- Kinda like cocktails, but more, uh, SPOCKISH
Substance Recreation -- Everything you ever wanted to know about Drugs!.
Texas $POWERTOOL Massacre -- "In this world, nothing is certain but death and Texas." -- Ben Franklin
The Busey Clan -- From bit parts to leading man... this family does it all.
The Compulsive Perspective -- Splicer Draws Out The Truth
The Green Goddess -- Liquor is quicker, but Absinthe makes you see funny things.
The Nekkid Truth -- Nudity, sex, and other random acts of love.
The Rollins-Shipley Crisis -- Everything you ever wanted to know about The Rollins-Shipley Crisis.
The World of Sport -- Bad People at Play
Too Punk To Fuck -- Punk Rock and shit
Treachery -- Beware the black helicopters!
Trumpocalypse -- Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
Viva La Musica -- Doe Ray Me Far So La De Doe
Weblogs -- If life were a weblog we'd all know who touched us.
Weird Linux -- Crazy people doing crazy things with Linux.
What a Riot! -- Lots of bad people being bad together.
What's Happening in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan? -- What's happening out there? What a crazy place!
Would You Like Fetish With That? -- You think you got fetishes... check these people out...
Y2K Madness -- The world's gonna crazy in December... and we're here to cover it for you.
T O P S T O R I E S
California Glory Hole attracts huge crowds
A glory hole at Napa's Lake Berryessa is drawing huge crowds. According to Chris Lee, the general manager for the Solano County Water Agency, the glory hole hasn't been active since 2019, and only restarted operations on Feb 4. (More...)
Republican State Senator busted after soliciting a teenage girl
Republican State Senator Justin Eichorn of Minnesota was arrested for soliciting a teen girl on Monday just hours after he introduced a bill proposing "Trump derangement syndrome" (TDS) as a form of mental illness. (More...)
Parents claim measles is not that bad after having only one child die
The parents of a Texas girl who died from the measles are defending their decision not to vaccinate their daughter. "She says they would still say 'Don't do the shots,'" an unidentified translator for the parents said. "They think it’s not as bad as the media is making it out to be." (More...)
Delusional rich man tries to fire town staff
"I'm mayor now" said write-in mayoral candidate and founder of Pirate’s Booty Snacks Robert Ehrlich after losing the election for Mayor of Sea Cliff, NY. Then he tried to take over the Village Hall and fire everyone. (More...)
Musk claims Xitter security is staffed by idiots
Earlier this month Xitter experienced a massive outage. In an interview, Musk told Fox Business that he believes the attack came from "IP addresses originating in the Ukraine area." (More...)
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be
Ideas have taken horrifying shape and rooted into our modern reality. (More...)
C L A S S I C P I G D O G
Australian Troops Set for Days of Debauchery to the Tunes of Kylie Minogue
This weekend Australian troops in East Timor will be able to put their feet up and push all the images of mass graves and charred remains from their minds as they relax to the giddy melodies of Kylie Minogue - including exclusive unplugged performances in the militia-ravaged and blood-spattered border towns of Balibo and Suai. (More...)
High Availability Guinness Stress Test
All too often we forget the incredible depth of technology behind the weekly ritual of TNiPN@*. We tend to only become aware of the strategy of High Available Guinness (HAG) when it rises to the forefront during a complete and utter venue failure. Yet we should all be super grateful that this system exists. (More...)
Three Days and 25 Spocktails: A Cautionary Tale
Johnnie Royale picked me up from the dental surgery. I felt warm, safe, cradled in the anathesia's loving embrace. The pharmacy downstairs gave me a bottle of Vicodin and a few instructions: take it with food, don't mix with alcohol, don't operate heavy machinery. I put it in my pocket and we left. "Do you want to go home, or do you want to go to a bar?" asked Johnnie. (More...)
Vacationing from Somnambulant Narrow Realities
So about six months ago, I was chilling in Chang Mai, Thailand with ICBINJ, perursing the Bangkok Times over my banana pancake and Big Chang breakfast when I spotted this article reprinted from the LA Times. It was about some kooks from California (where else?) who were claiming to have been to the front lines in Afgahnistan in mid-December and had recorded the whole feat on their website. "Holy Fuck!" I thought, "Now That's web journalism. Who are these guys!?" (More...)
A Nobel Prize-Winning Author Describes Liquor
Curled up cozy with a good book? All warm and snuggly and thinking about friends far away? So am I, reading the greatest story by the greatest writer -- when he suddenly starts waxing philosophical about liquor! (More...)
Brother Wayne Lays Down the Truth
Flesh interviews Wayne Kramer of MC5. (More...)
