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by Pao Tzu

2000-02-22 04:51:26

Informative guide to getting you con-artist business off the ground

Hey, so you're reading this, and you are probably some dipshit who paid big $$ to get an iMac e-machine pre-configured usb extended warranty POS. OK, maybe your system isn't under warranty, but you get the idea.

Windows 2000 problems

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Internet advisor

Internet questions? Software questions? I have answers. A+ certified and willing to help show you how to get on the net cheap and how to make your business more efficient. 555-4321, paotzu@pigdog.org

This works fucking beautifully. Especially for someone who knows what the fuck they are doing with simple business network shit. Short term consultation and repair pays up to $100 an hour!

Market saturation is high, dummy businesses are the only way to stay on top of things. Outspam the competition. Live the American Dream.

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