Ministry of Truth! Just like in that TV show with the cats.

     

 

 

I stand by my misinformed assumptions.
-- Mr. Bad

 

The Compulsive Splicer

The S to the P to the L-I-C-E!
ALL the fly LADIES wanna get with ME
See my 'do with the goo and my shirt's VERSA-CHEE?
Got the FREAKS on my JOCK cause I makes em HORN-EE!


Yo yo yo yo! Splice Dawg in da HOUSE, bay-bee! Word-up, BOYEEE! Keepin' it real, because that's what Pigdog's all about! I wanna shout out to my homies in the Pigdawg Krew and my Paroxysm Posse, too. Peace out! Selah.

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2005-10-19 Waiting for the Flood
2003-07-11 Martian Dust-Up
2003-07-05 Of Course He Lied
2003-06-29 So Sue Me
2003-03-22 Rachel Corrie Remembered
2003-01-02 Would You Like a Nice Slice of Pi, Boy?
2002-10-03 Reality Has Gone Out On Strike
2002-04-23 Israelis Oblivious to Godwin's Law
2002-04-19 Have Sex? Get Stoned!
2002-01-05 New World has Own, Strange Colloquialisms
2001-12-23 Adobe Nabbed for Piracy!
2001-12-22 The Catholic Church: Keeping Abreast
2001-11-22 Look Out! Giant Cockroaches!
2001-11-21 My Loser-Fu is Unstoppable!
2001-11-16 PDJ: 10 Years of No Intelligent Life
2001-09-12 WTC Plume Visible from Space
2001-09-07 Here's A Good Reason To Use Microsoft Software
2001-08-25 Hey, check out my crotch!
2001-06-19 Don't Think TOO Different, Now
2000-11-08 Take Back American Democracy!
2000-10-23 NEWS FLASH! Canadia Now Good!
2000-09-15 Wish I'd Been There To See It, Part II
2000-09-14 If I Only Had a Brain
2000-09-14 Wish I'd Been There To See It
2000-06-24 Who built the Sphinx anyway?
2000-06-24 Student Writes to Putin, Loses Graduation Honors
2000-06-22 Night of the Living Dead OS
2000-06-22 I don't wanna know how this turns out
2000-06-05 I guess we should all use Winzip now.
2000-06-05 Grab your Scooby Snacks!
2000-06-05 Gnutella "Worm" written in... VBScript?
2000-06-03 City Found Under Water
2000-05-05 Font Porn
2000-03-27 Don't Think and Drive
2000-02-26 Fight the Dominant Species!
1999-12-06 There's a new star in town...
1999-09-06 How Did We Miss This?
1999-09-05 Where's Pigdog?
1999-08-16 Sad But True
1999-08-16 Hail, &!
1999-08-15 IBM Releases New Version of DOS!
1999-07-08 Through Being Cool
1999-07-06 Camoflage Keyboards
1999-07-06 Calculators that use 'Verbal' numbers!
1999-07-06 Convert Your Model M to a Post-Ban Dvorak
1999-06-25 Shrine to the Stars
1999-06-23 Join the Junior Carrot Patrol!
1999-06-22 Buddhist Priest has PROOF of ETI
1999-06-22 Those aren't aliens... those are Communists.
1999-06-20 Solex vs. the Pigdog
1999-05-14 Wanna be a Bad Person?
1999-03-22 Rock For Life

 

Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is not (necessarily) created by this Pigdog Journal author. They just found it and shared it with you.

2000-09-07 Dog food ads from New Zealand
Kiwis have greater tolerance for humor in their dog food.
2000-06-01 Automatic Butt Splicers!
2000-05-19 Today Your Desktop, Tomorrow the World!

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