www.fewmets.net

     
 

Penis Flambé
2002-12-18 19:30:04


Dining At The Deathwave Grill
 
I'd rather talk to moron than a zealot.
-- Johnnie Royale

 

The personal ad on the Internet read "Seeking young, well-built 18- to 30-year-old for slaughter." It didn't say that you had to flambé your own penis and eat it too...

A German cannibal is now in custody after advertising for a victim, having a victim respond to the ad, and then slaughtering and eating the victim. Prosecutors have found videotapes of the act and a freezer packed with human flesh.

Apparently the cannibal and victim shared a last meal of the victim's cooked penis before the cannibal went ahead and killed the man.

It just goes to show that when you're answering a personal ad on the Internet, things that sound extremely unlikely are sometimes true.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

wunderbar@pigdog.org


comments powered by Disqus
 
     

 

C L A S S I C   P I G D O G

Skunk School -- Learn Why Not To Keep Skunks As Pets
by El Snatcher & Ms. BunnyPenny

Escape to Spock Mountain!
by Baron Earl

Vacationing from Somnambulant Narrow Realities
by Negative Nancy

WE'RE STILL TOTAL LOSERS JESUS
by Mr. Bad

01-17

Baron Earl

Contributions to Top Dark Money Spenders

01-11

Baron Earl

CES claims dildo is not a robot

01-11

Baron Earl

Rep. Steve King wonders how the phrase "white supremacist" became "offensive"

09-29

El Destino

Zeitgeist's Legendary 'Tamale Lady' Dies Just Weeks Before Opening Her Long-Awaited Restaurant

02-23

Baron Earl

Cliff Burton Day in Castro Valley

02-23

El Destino

When Spock met PLATO

12-28

El Destino

A musical reminder: Don't Say GIF

12-22

El Destino

Devo's one and only Christmas song

12-04

El Destino

What teenaged girls really wanted to ask David Cassidy

10-09

El Destino

Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to "go fuck himself"

More Quickies...