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| Mr. Bad's List
-- Reported 1998-12-09 11:15 by Mr. Bad |
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This week's list: Bad People
- the Linux Cabal
- child molesters
- the guy who had the idea for "Lion King II"
- sand painters
- people who lie on their resume
- nitpickers
- Boba Fett
- white slavers
- people who gabber on about incessantly about their eBay stock
- Santa Claus
- all Geminis
- hypnotists
- bill collectors
- people from Chico
- buttpickers
- entrepeneurs
- liars
- backstabbers
- people who give you shitty Christmas presents
- Rick Moen
- landlords
- Nazis
- grappa drinkers
- people with megaphones
- name droppers
- left-handers
- people with company slogans in their .sig's
- newscasters
- complainers
- people who don't share their drugs
- people named "Wil"
- all Russians
- database administrators
- shortchangers
- absinthists
- DJs who play "The Hannukah Song"
- Stanford Business School grads
- quitters
- coprophiles
- S.u.S.E.
- cat buggerers
- anyone who ever worked for Oracle
- ASCII artists
- tea drinkers
- collaborators
- people who wear tank tops
- two-faced weasels
- Baha'is
- organ harvesters
- triathletes
- rumor-mongerers
- people who scratch their crotch while you're trying to talk to them
- Pacific Bell
- finger-pointers
- people who hit you for no reason
- mountain unicyclists
- people who don't return phone calls
- Goths
- bike messengers
- anyone who wears Polo shirts
- anyone who has a Geocities Web site
- slow bartenders
- speed freaks
- porn lords
- cheapskates
- Irish rock bands
- people who don't like Beaujolais
- German techno bands
- sellouts
- Japanese punk bands
- ventriloquists
- people who sniff underwear
- office managers
- people who shave their head
- freelancers for W I R E D
- pig mutilators
- Kim Rollins
- pagans
- people with henna tattoos
- frotteurs
- The Night Cabbie
- people with cable modems
- farters
- Ben and Nick
- people who have robot slaves
- Paul Guth
- Smalltalk programmers
- Italian hackerazzi
- serial cillers
- people who misspell "Pigdog"
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