Pigdog Journal - Mr Bad's List

Knowing what a bunch of capitalistic swine you guys are, I'd bet you'd rent that guy the inflatable sheep by the hour. -- Johnnie Royale

Mr. Bad's List -- Reported 1998-12-09 11:15 by Mr. Bad

This week's list: Bad People

the Linux Cabal
child molesters
the guy who had the idea for "Lion King II"
sand painters
people who lie on their resume
nitpickers
Boba Fett
white slavers
people who gabber on about incessantly about their eBay stock
Santa Claus
all Geminis
hypnotists
bill collectors
people from Chico
buttpickers
entrepeneurs
liars
backstabbers
people who give you shitty Christmas presents
Rick Moen
landlords
Nazis
grappa drinkers
people with megaphones
name droppers
left-handers
people with company slogans in their .sig's
newscasters
complainers
people who don't share their drugs
people named "Wil"
all Russians
database administrators
shortchangers
absinthists
DJs who play "The Hannukah Song"
Stanford Business School grads
quitters
coprophiles
S.u.S.E.
cat buggerers
anyone who ever worked for Oracle
ASCII artists
tea drinkers
collaborators
people who wear tank tops
two-faced weasels
Baha'is
organ harvesters
triathletes
rumor-mongerers
people who scratch their crotch while you're trying to talk to them
Pacific Bell
finger-pointers
people who hit you for no reason
mountain unicyclists
people who don't return phone calls
Goths
bike messengers
anyone who wears Polo shirts
anyone who has a Geocities Web site
slow bartenders
speed freaks
porn lords
cheapskates
Irish rock bands
people who don't like Beaujolais
German techno bands
sellouts
Japanese punk bands
ventriloquists
people who sniff underwear
office managers
people who shave their head
freelancers for W I R E D
pig mutilators
Kim Rollins
pagans
people with henna tattoos
frotteurs
The Night Cabbie
people with cable modems
farters
Ben and Nick
people who have robot slaves
Paul Guth
Smalltalk programmers
Italian hackerazzi
serial cillers
people who misspell "Pigdog"

"Lists are funny." -- Tjames Madison

xxxlover@pigdog.org

T O P S T O R I E S

Viva La Musica

Thunder on The Frontage Road

by Flesh

The Crossroads are real and The Blues is a place; The enduring myth of Robert Johnson (More...)

Net Flotsam

California Glory Hole attracts huge crowds

by Baron Earl

A glory hole at Napa's Lake Berryessa is drawing huge crowds. According to Chris Lee, the general manager for the Solano County Water Agency, the glory hole hasn't been active since 2019, and only restarted operations on Feb 4. (More...)

Police State Chronicles

Republican State Senator busted after soliciting a teenage girl

by Baron Earl

Republican State Senator Justin Eichorn of Minnesota was arrested for soliciting a teen girl on Monday just hours after he introduced a bill proposing "Trump derangement syndrome" (TDS) as a form of mental illness. (More...)

Virus in America

Parents claim measles is not that bad after having only one child die

by Baron Earl

The parents of a Texas girl who died from the measles are defending their decision not to vaccinate their daughter. "She says they would still say 'Don't do the shots,'" an unidentified translator for the parents said. "They think it’s not as bad as the media is making it out to be." (More...)

-tarded

Delusional rich man tries to fire town staff

by Baron Earl

"I'm mayor now" said write-in mayoral candidate and founder of Pirate’s Booty Snacks Robert Ehrlich after losing the election for Mayor of Sea Cliff, NY. Then he tried to take over the Village Hall and fire everyone. (More...)

Billionaire Assholes

Musk claims Xitter security is staffed by idiots

by Baron Earl

Earlier this month Xitter experienced a massive outage. In an interview, Musk told Fox Business that he believes the attack came from "IP addresses originating in the Ukraine area." (More...)

Benevolent Order of Nebraskans for Erection Reversal: Keep It Limp for Life (B.O.N.E.R. K.I.L.L.)!

C L A S S I C P I G D O G

Burning Man Nonsense

Spock Went, Spock Wrote, Spock Kicked Ass

by JRoyale

Every Labor Day weekend a large portion of the PDJ staff joins 30,000 other freaks at one of the biggest and strangest art festivals in the world - Burning Man - somewhere on the edge of the Black Rock Desert. Our base of operations is always the ultra swank Spock Mountain Research Labs - the World Leaders in Beverage Science and Leisure Technology. This year, we hauled up our computers, printers and a massive digital duplicator, determined to become Black Rock City's third daily newspaper. Even Spock was surprised by our success - news will never be viewed the same on the playa. Read all seven issues of the 2002 Spock Science Monitor for yourself and see why. (More...)

Cyberbillies

Cyberbilly, Discovery of

by binky

I just came across this coolio essay by Pigdog Journal Science Editor binky wedged between two staves in the back corner of the submissions barrel. It's on the origin of the cyberbilly and is definitely de rigeur for any serious student of this fascinating sociological movement. (More...)

Treachery

The Liquidation of Hobo Junction

by Pao Tzu

Albany, CA's homeless hooverville by the Bay, "Hobo Junction," is going to be torn down by The Man. Entrances are already being blocked off, and it's now difficult and dangerous to get there. Worse, these obstacles are making it hard to get to the nearby HORSE TRACK on foot. Local historian, Pao Tzu, has an overview of situation. (More...)

Spocktail of the Week

Wine Spockiodi

by Mr. Bad

This week: another fine spocktail from the beverage researchers at SMRL! Drink it in peace, because WE DID THE RESEARCH! (More...)

Pigdog in Cambodia

Australian Troops Set for Days of Debauchery to the Tunes of Kylie Minogue

by Oliver Green

This weekend Australian troops in East Timor will be able to put their feet up and push all the images of mass graves and charred remains from their minds as they relax to the giddy melodies of Kylie Minogue - including exclusive unplugged performances in the militia-ravaged and blood-spattered border towns of Balibo and Suai. (More...)

Weird Science

Light and Time and Bars

by Patient Joab

Patient Joab's scientifick editorial discusses aspect of the space-time-beer continuum never before processed by sub-bush-robot minds!!! Too fabulantastic to contempulate! (More...)