This week's list: Bad People

• the Linux Cabal
• child molesters
• the guy who had the idea for "Lion King II"
• sand painters
• people who lie on their resume
• nitpickers
• Boba Fett
• white slavers
• people who gabber on about incessantly about their eBay stock
• Santa Claus
• all Geminis
• hypnotists
• bill collectors
• people from Chico
• buttpickers
• entrepeneurs
• liars
• backstabbers
• people who give you shitty Christmas presents
• Rick Moen
• landlords
• Nazis
• grappa drinkers
• people with megaphones
• name droppers
• left-handers
• people with company slogans in their .sig's
• newscasters
• complainers
• people who don't share their drugs
• people named "Wil"
• all Russians
• database administrators
• shortchangers
• absinthists
• DJs who play "The Hannukah Song"
• Stanford Business School grads
• quitters
• coprophiles
• S.u.S.E.
• cat buggerers
• anyone who ever worked for Oracle
• ASCII artists
• tea drinkers
• collaborators
• people who wear tank tops
• two-faced weasels
• Baha'is
• organ harvesters
• triathletes
• rumor-mongerers
• people who scratch their crotch while you're trying to talk to them
• Pacific Bell
• finger-pointers
• people who hit you for no reason
• mountain unicyclists
• people who don't return phone calls
• Goths
• bike messengers
• anyone who wears Polo shirts
• anyone who has a Geocities Web site
• slow bartenders
• speed freaks
• porn lords
• cheapskates
• Irish rock bands
• people who don't like Beaujolais
• German techno bands
• sellouts
• Japanese punk bands
• ventriloquists
• people who sniff underwear
• office managers
• people who shave their head
• freelancers for W I R E D
• pig mutilators
• Kim Rollins
• pagans
• people with henna tattoos
• frotteurs
• The Night Cabbie
• people with cable modems
• farters
• Ben and Nick
• people who have robot slaves
• Paul Guth
• Smalltalk programmers
• Italian hackerazzi
• serial cillers
• people who misspell "Pigdog"