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-- Tjames Madison

 

Thom 'Starky' Stark

Thom 'Starky' Stark began life as a small child. Upon reaching the age of 15, he moved to San Francisco where he began a career as a street mime. Finding it difficult to remain silent for many hours at a time put a damper on his chosen profession, so he moved across the Bay to El Cerrito where he eventually ran for City Council. A scandal reputedly involving the mayor's wife, an unneutered pit pull terrier, and a box of chalupas caused Thom to flee town and hide out in the Sierra Nevada mountains.

There he sat at a computer terminal for as many as two hours a day, banging out copy for Boardwatch, IBM developerworks, and other technical journals. After the dot com crash the loss of ad revenue caused many of these publications to lay off columnists, leaving Thom to fall back on his skills as a mime to make ends meet.

Thom now lives in a hidden, double-wide fortress high in the Sierra Nevada mountains with a mysterious woman. There he works on a biography on the life of Alexander the Great, plays guitar and engages in experiments to breed the most docile pit bull terriers known to man.

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2012-02-27 Political Judo
2011-03-11 5 Least Impressive Claims
2005-04-04 Top 10 ways...
2004-12-10 Hollywood Hubris
2003-02-03 A Sad and Terrible Time
2000-02-04 Meeting Your Maker
1999-07-13 The Tale of the People with the Long, Gray Beards and Their VIP NGO Friends (An Internet Fable)
1999-04-23 North of No South
1998-12-28 Starky's Machine

 

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