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We here in SMRL's Beverage Research Lab realize that there
is more to life than just drinking spocktails. It's
important to have other activities. One such activity that
we wholeheartedly support is dancing six or more hours to
Trance music. So we have designed a drink to accommodate
this.
We call this drink The Millennium Falcon, because it'll quickly propel you into
hyperdrive in no time. It's also easy to make.
The Millennium Falcon
1 part Vodka (preferably Skyy) 3
parts Hansen's Energy
Drink 2 capsules Metabolift
Mix the vodka and Hansen's. Crack open Metabolift capsule and empty into
mixture. Drink quickly and prepare to blast off with all the fun of speed, but
no annoying psychosis or pesky burnout.
Warning: Do not drink more than two in a six-hour period. Your heart
will explode. And no one needs that mess or distraction when trying to
dance.
uzerboozer@pigdog.org
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