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It's raining out now. I'd go out and run naked except that I'm in Oakland and I'd probably be arrested.
-- The Compulsive Splicer

Private Idaho

Dunkin' Idaho is a non-violent person. While in the Space Marines, he served as a medic and Discordiant Chaplain of the Church of the Sub-Genius, ministering to soldiers of all species, ethnicity, sexes, and psychotropic orientation. Any similarity to incitement of anything is coincidental.

Your own Private Idaho.

Pigdog Journal Articles

2002-02-13

First, Let's Kill All the Accountants
There's a myth that Shakespeare liked lawyers, but he hated them. Yet, if he were alive today, he'd hate the lying, thieving accountants even more. -- Dunkin' Idaho

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