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Isn't there something somebody could be bickering about right now?
-- Tjames Madison
Tjames Madison
In the words of Doctor Murdock, Tjames Madison plunges through the world of journalism "like a rolling steel keg rolling on concrete." His take-no-prisoners style and invidious investigative skills make him feared from Shanghai to Chicago. Needless to say, the so-called Ogre Juggernaut has his softer side -- he does needlecraft and volunteers at children's hospitals in his persona as Hip-Hopalong the Kowboy Klown. But he wants all you corrupt politicians and exploitative businessfolk to know, "Just because I've got a SOFT HEART, doesn't mean I'm SOFT on the NEWS!"
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