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In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
-- HST

 

Siduri
Saeva indignatio! Punk rock!

The name 'Siduri' was originally used in 1940's pulp science fiction publishing as a generic, recognizable name for all anonymous submissions felt to be worthy of print. Publishers were surprised when, in 1952, an author took on that name. In interviews, Siduri admitted that she was not the author of these anonymous pieces, but was, in fact, a composite personality reverse-engineered from the published pieces. As a literary construct taken flesh, Siduri does not age and cannot be harmed, but she rapidly grew tired of the genre she had mastered, and moved on to other genres. In the 1960's, she mastered how-to technical manuals. In the 70's, she revolutionized Swahili-language erotica. The 80's saw Siduri as the master of the clown action thriller, and in the 90's, high school yearbooks went through a renaissance thanks to Siduri's intervention. This decade, Siduri has decided to grace the world of Journals for Bad People of the Future. A similar revolution can rightly be expected.

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2007-06-08 Free Paris!
2003-08-08 You Morons Don't Deserve Freedom
2003-04-23 Free Mike Hawash!
2002-08-01 Nauseating Blog Crap Gets Published
2002-07-09 Ragged Band of Indomitable Celts Stage Desperate Last Stand Against Hedgehog Imperialists
2002-06-28 I Have Something To Tell You...
2002-06-10 Asking Jeeves
2002-06-03 A Treatise Prepared for the Gallup Organization on the Symbolism of the Scarab
2002-06-02 Legends of the Big Gulp
2002-05-29 Go Go Guinea Pigs
2002-05-11 Things My Momma Taught Me
2002-05-03 Quit Washing NOW!!
2002-04-28 What a Fucking Nightmare
2002-04-28 The One I Feel Sorry For Is Joses
2002-04-22 Quantum Deep-Fried Electrodiddle If I Ever Saw It
2002-04-22 The Ancient and Correct Sake Ceremony
2002-04-03 Bruce Banner Beans
2002-03-14 The Oracular Pigdog
2002-02-28 Canadians Not So Different After All
2002-02-26 Gay Penguin Entertainers Must Not Pander to Stereotypes
2002-02-24 Down at the Money Mart
2002-02-07 Three Days and 25 Spocktails: A Cautionary Tale
2002-01-08 Marvel of Love Savagely Destroyed by Brutal World
2001-12-21 Interviewing the SETIguy
2001-12-14 I Sure Was Dumb
2001-11-08 Ever Hear of the Flag Code, Asshole?
2001-09-08 I Hate That Fucker Andrew Jackson

 

Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is not (necessarily) created by this Pigdog Journal author. They just found it and shared it with you.

2003-04-16 Modern Drunkard Magazine
Because Fairfax is not an isolated incident.
2003-02-06 Crab Vs. Pipe
A little lesson in the power of pressure, with gratuitous animal death for your enlightenment and amusement.
2002-05-17 One for the Apple Knowledge Base
Did Celine Dion hax0r your Mac? Here's how to defeat Sony's super-duper new copy protection, using sophisticated cracker tools like a marker pen and a piece of sticky tape.
2002-04-23 Cool Magnetic Brain Savant Shit
How magnetism will make us super smart!
2002-02-20 NewMP3Free Is Not Responsible For Anything
In a move legal analysts worldwide are describing as both daring and brilliant, NewMp3Free.com has declared itself "Not Responsible For Anything."
2002-02-11 World's Oldest Ralph
Scientists say: "We believe this is the first time the existence of fossil vomit on a grand scale has been proven beyond reasonable doubt."
2002-01-29 Minas Tirith Uber Alles
Let's all go to hobbit camp!
2002-01-22 Which Online Personality Test Are You?
Take an online personality quiz to find out which online personality quiz you would be, if you were an online personality quiz.

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