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After the first glass [of absinthe] you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.
-- Oscar Wilde
Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas 2002
2002-10-31 11:41:13
Beaujolais! Last-minute Halloween costume ideas from Mr. Bad! A last-minute column for the last-minute shopper!
- a bug
- a house
- Atandt
- a cowboy
- GNUstep
- a can of Sterno
- Oliver North
- a bottle of antifreeze
- Gary North
- Mike Pemulis
- a baseball player
- Flo from "Alice"
- a Saab
- Peter North
- a ballerina princess
- a DAG
- a zenbo
- Docbook XML 4.2
- nettime-l
- Nanook of the North
- emad
- Li Po
- athlete's foot
- Del Taco
- a jellyfish
- Greedo
- a bellhop
- the WELL
- brewer's yeast
- the Dunkirk boatlift
- fair use
- a hurdy-gurdy man
- unistd.h
- a panda bear
- The Bang Bus
- boron
- Carthage
- third normal form
- Professor Moriarty
- Lord Byron
- a non-kitten item (NKI)
- Desqview
- Tom Byron
- foosball
- Nick Tosches
- Kramer (Bongwater)
- a witch
- Kramer (Seinfeld)
- battery acid
- a fan dancer
- Kramer (Kramer vs. Kramer)
- Shagrat
- a reporter
- a chicken
- a NAND gate
- binky
- Queen Sarah Saturday
- a cigarette lighter
- Wrigley Field
- a rainy day
- "The Last Waltz"
- Hosni Mubarak
- ZetaLISP
- a horologist
- a radiator hose
- Baron Earl
- WAP
- a holding pattern
- a runaway train
- an umbrella
- quality time
- the Schmoo
- a bait shop
- pasta puttanesca
- Johnny Bench
- Harcourt Mudd
- an electron shell
- the MBONE
- a can opener
- a ghost
- Carl Steadman
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