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Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas 2002
2002-10-31 11:41:13


Mr. Bad's List
 
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Beaujolais! Last-minute Halloween costume ideas from Mr. Bad! A last-minute column for the last-minute shopper!

  • a bug
  • a house
  • Atandt
  • a cowboy
  • GNUstep
  • a can of Sterno
  • Oliver North
  • a bottle of antifreeze
  • Gary North
  • Mike Pemulis
  • a baseball player
  • Flo from "Alice"
  • a Saab
  • Peter North
  • a ballerina princess
  • a DAG
  • a zenbo
  • Docbook XML 4.2
  • nettime-l
  • Nanook of the North
  • emad
  • Li Po
  • athlete's foot
  • Del Taco
  • a jellyfish
  • Greedo
  • a bellhop
  • the WELL
  • brewer's yeast
  • the Dunkirk boatlift
  • fair use
  • a hurdy-gurdy man
  • unistd.h
  • a panda bear
  • The Bang Bus
  • boron
  • Carthage
  • third normal form
  • Professor Moriarty
  • Lord Byron
  • a non-kitten item (NKI)
  • Desqview
  • Tom Byron
  • foosball
  • Nick Tosches
  • Kramer (Bongwater)
  • a witch
  • Kramer (Seinfeld)
  • battery acid
  • a fan dancer
  • Kramer (Kramer vs. Kramer)
  • Shagrat
  • a reporter
  • a chicken
  • a NAND gate
  • binky
  • Queen Sarah Saturday
  • a cigarette lighter
  • Wrigley Field
  • a rainy day
  • "The Last Waltz"
  • Hosni Mubarak
  • ZetaLISP
  • a horologist
  • a radiator hose
  • Baron Earl
  • WAP
  • a holding pattern
  • a runaway train
  • an umbrella
  • quality time
  • the Schmoo
  • a bait shop
  • pasta puttanesca
  • Johnny Bench
  • Harcourt Mudd
  • an electron shell
  • the MBONE
  • a can opener
  • a ghost
  • Carl Steadman

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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