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This made me laugh so hard that gin came squirting out of my nose. Oddly enough, I was drinking lemonade at the time.
-- doctor obnox son of a bitch
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'Tricky' Rick Moen -- It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
Bill Young -- He's a happenin' d00d!
Brytown -- N/A
Crackmonkey -- This is just a line of text not written by Flesh.
Cynara -- Non Sum Qualis Eram Bonae Sub Regno Cynarae
Daemon Agent -- What a little bitch that Reficul is.
Dkr. Armand Geddyn -- Dobbsian drunk technod0rk
Donkey Hotey -- Pigdog Journal's own mysterious Donkey Hotey channels Ben Franklin.
Dr. Lola T'Pola -- Media scholar and gadfly
Dunkin' Idaho -- I'm a space cowboy. Bet you aren't ready for that.
El Crackhead Grande -- Crazy-ass crackhead!
El Destino -- Krazy -- but true!!!!
El Jefe -- Yo soy un 99 Cent Whopper!
El Snatcher & Ms. BunnyPenny -- Crazy team!!
El Snatcher, Liquor Pig, Mr. Bad & Frankenstein Jones
Ersten Wiles -- Clickbait Editor-in-Chief
Flesh -- ????-2003
Flesh, Master Squid, Baron Earl, El Destino
Frankenstein Jones -- Now more machine than man
Generalissimo Fresh-n-Fruity -- World Conflict Correspondent
Greg Houston with assistance by Tracy Jacobs -- Most Junior Media Correspondent
Landru -- Do you Landru?
Lenny, Thom 'Starky' Stark, Geoffrey, Splicer, Baron, Destino
Miss Conduct -- Putting the 'wo' in woman
Mr. Bad -- Yo soy un pistolero!
Mr. Bad, Arkuat, Thom Stark, and Baron Earl -- The four-headed beast of the apocolypse.
Mr. Bad, Crackmonkey -- A short-lived collaboration.
Ocho Ha! -- PigDog European Coörespondant
Poindexter Fortran -- Poindexter Fortran
Reverend CyberSatan -- CyberSatan ROXXX!
Rob Piltz -- Rob sent us some links. I guess he's OK.
Sean Kennedy -- The man who made mandrills famous!
Sid & Cyn -- Siduri and Cynara
Siduri -- Saeva indignatio! Punk rock!
Steve Dallas, Esq. -- Volenti non fit injuria.
Thom 'Starky' Stark, Lenny Tuberose, 'Tricky' Rick Moen, Destino
Thym Colander -- High Technology Correspondent
Tjames Madison -- like a rolling steel keg rolling on concrete
Uncle Mojo -- Your greatest ally or your worst enemy
Yehat -- Chemical Abuse Correspondent
Young Luke -- He's Young Luke, he's from Canadia, gar gar gar.
binky -- Well, hell. He's BINKY.
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Republican State Senator busted after soliciting a teenage girl
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Parents claim measles is not that bad after having only one child die
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Delusional rich man tries to fire town staff
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Musk claims Xitter security is staffed by idiots
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Skunk School -- Learn Why Not To Keep Skunks As Pets
There is an alarming trend in pet purchasing habits this fall. People inspired by the WWII film, "Life is Beautiful" -- the one with that annoying Italian guy -- are buying descented skunks by the millions. (More...)
The Liquidation of Hobo Junction
Albany, CA's homeless hooverville by the Bay, "Hobo Junction," is going to be torn down by The Man. Entrances are already being blocked off, and it's now difficult and dangerous to get there. Worse, these obstacles are making it hard to get to the nearby HORSE TRACK on foot. Local historian, Pao Tzu, has an overview of situation. (More...)
A Nobel Prize-Winning Author Describes Liquor
Curled up cozy with a good book? All warm and snuggly and thinking about friends far away? So am I, reading the greatest story by the greatest writer -- when he suddenly starts waxing philosophical about liquor! (More...)
About 14 years ago when I was on a road trip and stopped in Seattle, I was invited to a party. At this party there were these little tiny glasses sitting in a flat-bottomed bowl of ice. Thin cylinders about an inch in diameter and 4 inches tall, with thick glass at the bottom. Into these were poured frozen AKVAVIT... also known as the water of life. (More...)
It's winter in Idaho, and Boise personality "Lego-Man" reports on how he celebrated Thanksgiving. "I fed my wife, mother and sister wine slurpies!" (More...)
There are two kinds of Assmen in this world. Wild, hairy assmen, who put stickers that say things like "Why Be Normal?" all over their trucks and drink Corona beer and wear fezzes at parties for attention; these are the Assman Desperados. Our job is to ferret them out and expose them. (More...)
