The chance that anyone has a bomb on a plane is very, very small. The chance that TWO people are carrying bombs is infinitessimally small. That's why I always carry a bomb with me when I fly. It improves my odds of surviving the flight without getting blown to bits. -- enigma
It is well known. You cannot drink your way through life
(though, believe me, we here in SMRL's Beverage Research
Center have tried many times). You must eat sooner or
later. And what you eat will play a great factor in your
ability to KEEP MOVING.
Now is not the time to go shuffling off to just anywhere. You now require
nourishment. So take a seat here in front of the grill, and prepare to savor
our delightful gastronomic delight!
The Oakie-Doakie Dog
Anyone who has spent time in Los Angeles (longer than a week), or is a die-hard
Germs fan, will no doubt be familiar with the cheap and thoroughly sickening
fast food stand, known as Oakie-Dogs. Used to be that for just a few bucks,
you could fill up on cheap food of questionable origin, and be ready to jump
back into the chaos in no time. Sadly, not only is one of the two original
stands gone the way of the buffalo, but I am told that the remaining one has
upped their prices and serves food of much blander/less-filling quality.
What a shame. But here's the good news: Our crack team of Eastern European
Eliminators was recently dispatched, and has recovered a copy of the original
recipe for the award winning Oakie-Dog. Unfortunately, we did not know that
this sacred recipe is under guard by a clan of female Mexican Ninjas living in
the hills of Oakland, CA. So, in order to avoid
another bloody battle, a treaty has been drawn up, and the recipe has been
But to insure that this is a dish we would not only be proud to serve & eat
with you, but will also not kill you, the bartenders at the Deathwave Bar &
Grill were force-fed this dish we present to you. And now. . .