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My fits of Joy are soiled by relentless flashbacks and ghosts too foul to name
-- HST
Negative Nancy
Nancy came to us from a documented magnetic well point in the mountains of Eastern Europe. Raised from birth in this warped environment, she's developed a black crackling aura about her person and a bitingly cruel outlook on the dark and decaying world. Despite months of electroshock therapy, we've been unable to reverse her polarity. More's the pity for the hapless patient; more's the pleasure for you, our gentle reader.
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Delusional rich man tries to fire town staff
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Johnnie Royale's Guide to Wakes
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What the hell is going on with Sony?
Is anyone else as confused as I am with what's happening with the Sony Playstation network hack? (More...)