Nancy came to us from a documented magnetic well point in the
mountains of Eastern Europe. Raised from birth in this warped
environment, she's developed a black crackling aura about her
person and a bitingly cruel outlook on the dark and decaying world.
Despite months of electroshock therapy, we've been unable to reverse
her polarity. More's the pity for the hapless patient; more's the pleasure for you, our gentle reader.
