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I quit drinking, and then I lost my car, and my house, my girlfriend and my job and my self respect. Now I'm homeless, unemployed, riding public transpo, broke, unloved and suicidally depressed, but you know what? today I don't have to drink.
-- Splicer

 

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Miss Conduct
Putting the 'wo' in woman

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good,
She was very, very good,
And when she was bad, she was boomshakalicious.

 

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2003-07-29 Stop Buggin'
2003-07-11 One From the Ladies Room
2003-03-14 Coming to a Theater Near You
2003-02-28 To Self Publish or Not to Self Publish
2003-02-04 I Hate the Information Age
2003-01-24 Now With More War
2003-01-22 The Music Never Stops
2003-01-21 Your Jet Pack Is Recalled
2003-01-09 Here Is Your Jet Pack
2002-08-20 Those Crazy Dutch Have Resurrected Elvis
2002-06-26 I Pledge Adieu
2002-05-15 My Only Regret
2002-04-23 Deep Throat's Last Sigh
2002-04-21 Songs Of Love And Special Things
2002-03-02 Shake It, But Don't Break It
2002-01-21 Let Elvis Come Inside Of You
2002-01-21 I Have A New Daddy, His Name Is Mohandas
2002-01-04 Pigdog Journal Fourth Annual Christmas Essay Contest SECOND RUNNER UP ESSAY
2002-01-03 Feel The Love
2001-12-27 Unattended Article
2001-12-06 MAPS Needs Your Support
2001-10-16 Labels Are for Clothes
2001-10-05 He Makes Me Laugh
2001-09-25 Destruction Makes Me Horny
2001-09-25 Just Because You're Polyamorous Doesn't Mean I Want to Have Sex with You

 

Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is not (necessarily) created by this Pigdog Journal author. They just found it and shared it with you.

2003-07-09 "Little" Green Man
Hulk's Bulk Makes Mom Sulk!
2003-04-26 Love is love
What the world needs now is love.
2003-04-14 Damn That Damn Nokia! damn
Nokia still hasn't sent me my refund, and now I find out I can only get THIS in Europe. Damn those damn Nokia f***ers!
2003-03-15 Herobuilders
Action heroes for modern times.
2003-03-14 VIVA LA MUSICA!!!
Beastie Boys Given it Away for Peace
2003-03-14 What to do in an emergency
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
2003-02-06 Things You Don't See Everyday
A picture IS worth a thousand words.
2003-01-28 The Imagination Reels
"No! Bad Cockmonkey."
2003-01-28 It's All So Clear Now
This would explain just about everything.
2003-01-23 The 86 Rules Of Boozing
Boozing Rule #33: The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.
2003-01-15 New Moons Over Neptune
A moon soon for everyone.
2003-01-15 Buddy,Can You Spare A Beer?
You know? There just doesn't seem to be enough Internet panhandling.
2002-12-27 Pregnant Barbie Friend Pulled
Barbie can be sexy, but she and her friends can't actually HAVE sex.
2002-12-24 Lingerie Barbie
Barbie finally revealed as her true tramp self.
2002-12-20 Maybe Sylvia Is Right
Those Crazy Cloning Canadians!
2002-12-18 I Hate Clowns
I still can't decide if I'm proud or ashamed that I personally know each and every one of these people.
2002-12-17 Lee Harvey was a Friend of Mine
2002-12-17 Destruction Still Makes Me Horny
When good buildings go bad. (flash)
2002-11-16 History of Michael Jackson's face
From black man to white woman.
2002-10-10 300 Year Old Contraception Method Resurfaces
Meaning of the word 'tart'
2002-10-08 If you're offended by sex, homosexuality, or even heterosexuality, don't bother.
MoSex opens its doors.
2002-10-01 Valhalla, I Am Coming!
Viking Kittens: hilariously ridiculous. (Flash)
2002-07-29 Something my friend worked on
Coolio new game from George Pucas coming out this Spring. Check it out!
2002-07-27 We Come In Peace
2002-07-24 Cryotherapy - not just for heads anymore
Experience the healing benefits of a glacier fresh cool-down spa treatment for that most deserving of body parts - your butt!
2002-07-22 Telling It Like It Is
New Micro$oft Ad
2002-06-17 You've come a long way, baby.
Use your ass wisely.
2002-05-28 How To Dance Properly
Personal site shines with subtle brilliance. '...The dancer then, both asks and answers the same question: Who is your daddy?.....I am your Daddy.'
2002-05-20 Don't Go Off Half Baked
Get feedback on your half-baked plan.
2002-05-07 Let's Play Dress Up
Wanna play with my doll?
2002-04-27 Suck On This!
Liquor pops anyone?
2002-04-26 Female or Shemale?
So, you think you know how to mack? Think again.
2002-03-19 Everybody needs it.
'Here at ShitBegone, I know your ass is important.'
2002-03-09 1001 things to do with liquid Nitrogen
Two cans of shaving cream can fill a car. Who knew?
2002-03-08 Better a well-delivered slap!
I've been wanting to do this for such a long time!
2002-03-05 Not Enough Homes For Them All
Lend a hand in feral feline population control.
2002-03-02 Healing Wounds After the Big One
Stop and smell the goddamn roses, people!
2002-02-27 Battered and fried
Inebriated lad losses battle with giant wad of dough.

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