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Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas

by Mr. Bad

1999-10-27 13:52:32

Creatively-challenged? Pressed for time in the busy holiday season? Too whacked out on NO2 to think of a costume for Saturday's party? Don't despair! Just pick one of the ROYALTY-FREE costume ideas off of this week's Mr. Bad's List!

  • an evil, bong-wielding, levitating Telebubby
  • Lockergnome
  • Dylan Klebold
  • a pencil
  • Eric Harris
  • Richard Stallman
  • Elizabeth "Liddy" Dole
  • Former U.S. poet laureate Robert Haas
  • Aphex Twin
  • a pretzel
  • Fat Elvis
  • Tux
  • a potato
  • Krug
  • Edna St. Vincent Millay
  • a pencil shaped like a pretzel
  • the Bondage Fairies
  • Dwight Andreas
  • the Slashdot effect
  • Morrissey
  • "Dandy" Don Marti
  • HTML::Mason
  • Charlie Brown dressed like a potato
  • Fat Jake LaMotta
  • a mimosa
  • Carrot Top
  • L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg
  • John Stuart Mill
  • a lighthouse
  • the Bay Area BBS scene circa 1992
  • Dixie Carter
  • Evil Spock
  • a ghost
  • Electrowoman and Dynagirl
  • object database technology
  • Fat Boy Slim
  • a Flavr-Savr tomato
  • Mozilla
  • a fuckhead Internet startup business guy
  • the Fat Boys
  • the obsolete GIF graphics format
  • Marlene Dietrich
  • a troll
  • Dieter from "Schprockets"
  • dselect
  • the Crunchberry Monster thing
  • Paul Klee
  • Fat-free Jello Tapioca
  • the angel Moroni
  • SMIL "Boston"
  • Jar Jar Binks with a spear through his head
  • Del tha Funky Homosapien
  • Cherry Poptart
  • a cataract
  • Bill Bixby
  • Forth
  • General Ursus
  • Horace Greeley
  • lowercase "n"
  • Edward Scissorhands
  • a "Six Million Dollar Man" lunchbox
  • Java platform mascot "Duke"
  • My Pretty Pony
  • a Beowulf cluster computer
  • Art Agnos
  • Kibo
  • Howard Hughes (the good years)
  • Dan Rather
  • a witch
  • Bombay Sapphire
  • William H. Macy
  • the healing power of laughter
  • Howard Hughes (the bad years)
  • Paul Allen
  • a WinAmp skin
  • the Unknown Comic
  • oppressive software patents
  • Heather, Josh, and Mike
  • The TI 99/4 personal computer
  • Ed Anger
  • circus peanuts
  • Opus
  • a Subaru
  • NSA's top-secret Echelon project
  • Gerry Halliwell
  • Crash Bandicoot
  • Neil Young
  • "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
  • Solex
  • Waylon and Willie and the boys
  • Craig's List
  • the Best Buys price tag
  • the pets.com dog sock puppet
  • Jon Katz
  • Louie Prima
  • Mark Pauline
  • Morley Shafer
  • Jed Sanders, America's Favorite
  • Razor and Blade
  • T. Herman Zweibel
  • Cole Porter
  • Alan Keyes
  • an infuriated mandrill

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