This week's list: Please, No More

• movies about how much it sucks to be Irish
• rain
• Rick Moen publicity stunts
• Betty Page bangs
• low-quality 2300-page technical books
• feather boas
• junkies
• Web diaries
• day-time talk shows
• Dilbert crap
• slick and insincere Web startup CEOs
• slick and sincere Web startup CEOs
• designer drugs
• Gary Coleman dogpiling
• muscle cars
• Linux distributions
• stabbings
• MTV
• swing dancing
• late payments
• CPUs named "Pentium Something"
• Carmen Elektra
• Anne Rice novels
• buffalo wings OR jalapeno poppers
• pompous Web awards shows
• John Denver memorial schlock
• Princess Diana memorial schlock
• Savannah memorial schlock
• "Bay Area Backroads"
• cities in the Pacific Northwest
• transuranic elements
• W I R E D
• tiresome Viagra jokes
• Buddhist monks who make weird throat noises for money
• NATO bombings
• threats of NATO bombings
• squirrel attacks
• TV commercials featuring snowboarders
• TV commercials
• TV
• brew pubs
• browser plug-ins
• taxes
• cancer
• stories about e-Bay
• "surreal" porn flicks with starlets in gorilla masks
• object-relational databases
• movies from the creators of "South Park"
• iMacs
• first-person shooters
• Sandra Bernhard
• Sarah Bernhardt
• Dagwood Bumstead
• sickeningly hypocritical human rights addresses by Clinton or his Cabinet
• lime-flavored corn chips
• Nick Nolte movies
• PDAs
• cable modems
• alternative weeklies
• English Renaissance
• "Somestupidshit NOW!" buttons
• Saturday Night Live
• oh-man-you-gotta-read-this-haw-haw-haw recycled joke email
• David Carradine
• influenza
• Webgrrrls
• European countries
• Celtic-pattern tattoos
• anti-smoking laws
• promotional Web sites for crappy movies
• mail modes for Emacs
• TV networks
• WinAmp skins