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The TV business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.
-- HST
Pao Tzu
Pigdog Soda
Bad crazyness...
To drink the worst-tasting soda. That's what Pigdog
has stood for ever since it was first created as a
flavoring for moonshine in Rathead village, Boonebrook
county in 1635. Bad crazyness so you can decide who
you are and what you drank. There's nothing more
Pigdog than that. So, PGP decoder,
Drink pigdog soda.
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