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I've always wanted to take acid at Disneyland. I'd get a set of mouse-ears with "Satan" embroidered on the hat-part, and wear them with a big, stupid, evil grin on my face. Then I'd go ride Mr. Toad's Wild Ride again and again, even though it isn't there anymore.
-- Enigma
Pao Tzu
Pigdog Soda
Bad crazyness...
To drink the worst-tasting soda. That's what Pigdog
has stood for ever since it was first created as a
flavoring for moonshine in Rathead village, Boonebrook
county in 1635. Bad crazyness so you can decide who
you are and what you drank. There's nothing more
Pigdog than that. So, PGP decoder,
Drink pigdog soda.
Pigdog Journal Articles
2008-05-28
Reefer madness or a government fabrication?
2008-02-06
Ron Paul has not secured many delegates after spending millions on his Republican campaign. Note that the opinions stated here are mine and not the opinions of the pigdog.org staff.
2007-05-29
Today google maps unveiled "street view" which gives you a 360 degree camera angle view of the nice areas of some major cities.
2006-08-22
A review of delicious-monster.com and their new product, delicious library.
2006-08-08
The War on Terror has resulted in a rush of new technology useful to the general population.
2006-02-11
Counterfeit software and the Russian mafia. Is WGA a myth?
2005-11-05
San Francisco comes alive with protest on November 2nd, 2005.
2005-07-05
Homies, 8-ball, cholo, gata puta... the homies is straight collectifyin'
2005-06-21
Car technology reaches a new height with the introduction of the fuel efficient, two-seater, Bin Laden Hybrid SUV.
2002-05-28
Armed with drooling end-user software, Canadistas are dirtying the internet with anti-American / pro-Canadian web filth.
2001-12-09
Pigdog's own paranoid FBI-tracked superuser has researched the web and found the best American-readable radical Islamic websites out there. Read on for the detailed report and feast your eyes+ears on textual and realaudio propaganda.
2001-09-26
There may not be a hot war yet, but the ice war is surely over, with old political glaciers dumping their contents into the propaganda machine. To add to the mess, I offer up inflammatory words that may make your blue blood bubble.
2001-09-20
As a result of recent terrorist attacks on the world trade center and talks of retribution (AKA WW3), virus coders have found a perfect time to release their latest plague.
2001-05-14
It is time to scrape your pipe for that resin glob, looks like Uncle Sam just fucked us over again.
2001-03-25
Subspace - the longest running graphical internet game, still poppin.
2001-03-05
Picture a world in which criminals utilized powerful cryptography to do their everyday business... wouldn't that next ounce be cheaper? How about your RAM?
2001-03-03
Another Windows program to autohack your neighbor's My Music directory with.
2001-01-12
How to turn California's despised deregulated industry into California's favorite regulated substance.
2001-01-12
As yet another tribute to the worthlessness of American politics, AOL gets a big FCC-style thumbs up to its giant monopoly.
2001-01-08
egghead.com frightens millions of users with credit card fraud hoax.
2000-11-03
KDE 2 has been released. Go to kde.org right now.
2000-07-08
SETI@Home is not just ay-leen spacecraft anymore. Now you can get PAID in a major way for heatin' up your CPU.
2000-05-18
TeX formatted pigdog early release.
2000-05-16
Disclaimer: PaoTzu's a1 illegal mushroom cultivation cookbook is meant for educational purposes only. Be aware of the techniques used by hardcore criminals! Protect your children! Read, learn, educate. Do not try this at home.
2000-05-16
NetReality - A linux OpenGL Web Utility.
2000-05-11
IBM is hella down with non-sucky computers.
2000-03-23
Learn how to construct your own empire! Like Intel, SGI, etc.
2000-02-22
The media can even demonize a daemon.
2000-02-22
Informative guide to getting you con-artist business off the ground
2000-02-19
Kde voice, control kde with a microphone
2000-02-19
ramble, rant, rave
2000-01-10
A Blast from the Past! Pao Tzu goes over and under the crucial variables in the production and consumption of Salvia Divinorum. A must read for psychonauts of all stripes.
1999-07-12
Albany, CA's homeless hooverville by the Bay, "Hobo Junction," is going to be torn down by The Man. Entrances are already being blocked off, and it's now difficult and dangerous to get there. Worse, these obstacles are making it hard to get to the nearby HORSE TRACK on foot. Local historian, Pao Tzu, has an overview of situation.
1999-05-20
The people at DogDay records have produced a website featuring RealAudio samples of all of their top artists. If you hate this kind of music, you will like it even less after visiting this site.
1999-05-20
Pao-Tzu reviews a clinical study of fatigue among workers using various resolution display media.
1999-05-20
Do you live in your truck? Did you buy that fancy police scanner at Radio Shack and have no idea what the fuzz is talking about? Never fear, this website has all the confusing CB codes.
1999-04-22
E. Coli Meets the Internet--This week Pao discusses the newest rage in high-speed networking: organo-servers and bacterial streams.
1999-03-15
Pigdog Journal Gardening Columnist Pao Tzu describes how to make evil betel-nut concoctions in your own home. Powerful stimulants from an ugly palm tree!!! Nature is so fucking COOL.
1999-02-22
A flabbergasting multimedia slide show rendition of Pigdog's encounter with mercenary Linux thugs, in evil RealVideo format!
1999-02-15
Green Thumber, Pao Tzu, explains how to produce "shadow people" and other hallucinations by ruthlessly cutting open your pet cactus plants. Make a mess of your kitchen AND your brain!
1999-02-02
Horticultural clone master, Pao Tzu, guides you through the ins and outs of stealing hallucinogenic cacti from your neighbors' yards. Ooh la la!
1998-12-27
Pao Tzu's Christmas essay comes in a few days late and a few dollars short. But, considering that no one else but he and Lenny submitted essays, he gets the 1st Runner-up prize in the Pigdog Journal Christmas Essay Contest. Sure, it's a travesty of justice, but what can you do?
1998-12-22
Snow in Berkeley -- It snowed like hell on me last night.
1998-12-18
Iraq Flashback -- The U.S. has been good at attacking easy targets this year.
1998-12-09
Investigative Reporter extraordinaire Pao Tzu blows open the lid on an international travesty of justice.
Offsite links shared by the author
2000-06-08
t.uz/suxx even links a picture of a BREAD COMPUTER.
T O P S T O R I E S
John Dvorak has passed. I’m of mixed emotions. First off I’m more positive about his contribution to the overall technology journalism of the early PC days through the 90s, despite how many things he got wrong. He was a firebrand and commanded attention. (More...)
America's National Recording Registry Inducts Culturally Significant Artist - Weezer!
America's Library of Congress calls them "defining sounds of history and culture" and "audio treasures worthy of preservation for all time based on their cultural, historical or aesthetic importance in the nation’s recorded sound heritage." Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Weezer! (More...)
The Crossroads are real and The Blues is a place; The enduring myth of Robert Johnson (More...)
California Glory Hole attracts huge crowds
A glory hole at Napa's Lake Berryessa is drawing huge crowds. According to Chris Lee, the general manager for the Solano County Water Agency, the glory hole hasn't been active since 2019, and only restarted operations on Feb 4. (More...)
Republican State Senator busted after soliciting a teenage girl
Republican State Senator Justin Eichorn of Minnesota was arrested for soliciting a teen girl on Monday just hours after he introduced a bill proposing "Trump derangement syndrome" (TDS) as a form of mental illness. (More...)
Parents claim measles is not that bad after having only one child die
The parents of a Texas girl who died from the measles are defending their decision not to vaccinate their daughter. "She says they would still say 'Don't do the shots,'" an unidentified translator for the parents said. "They think it’s not as bad as the media is making it out to be." (More...)
C L A S S I C P I G D O G
The IBM Selectric Typewriter Changed My Life
I ran my hands lovingly across her frame, lightly brushing her metallic nipples with my fingers, admiring the shapes and the ways of her curves, the empathetic hum she produced as I had my way with her, the way she made it all seem so effortless and right... she didn't even seem to mind the way I roughly manipulated her knobs and tweaked her casing. She was extremely tolerant, for a typewriter. (More...)
It's winter in Idaho, and Boise personality "Lego-Man" reports on how he celebrated Thanksgiving. "I fed my wife, mother and sister wine slurpies!" (More...)
First in a regular series! The Pigdog Journal Spocktail of the Week features recipes for EXCITING and DELICIOUS potions and tonics for your quaffing pleasure! Gulp down a whole lot TODAY! (More...)
Grow better illegal mushrooms than lousy "Psilocybe fanaticus"
Disclaimer: PaoTzu's a1 illegal mushroom cultivation cookbook is meant for educational purposes only. Be aware of the techniques used by hardcore criminals! Protect your children! Read, learn, educate. Do not try this at home. (More...)
High Availability Guinness Stress Test
All too often we forget the incredible depth of technology behind the weekly ritual of TNiPN@*. We tend to only become aware of the strategy of High Available Guinness (HAG) when it rises to the forefront during a complete and utter venue failure. Yet we should all be super grateful that this system exists. (More...)
There are two kinds of Assmen in this world. Wild, hairy assmen, who put stickers that say things like "Why Be Normal?" all over their trucks and drink Corona beer and wear fezzes at parties for attention; these are the Assman Desperados. Our job is to ferret them out and expose them. (More...)
