Ministry of Truth! Just like in that TV show with the cats.

     

 

 

Ah, a sense of peace washes my soul as I stare out the window and watch the retarded gardeners pass before me.
-- GodTodd

 

Dunkin' Idaho
I'm a space cowboy. Bet you aren't ready for that.

Dunkin' Idaho sparkles like a quasar with his gar-iffic, rabble-rousing prose. A former mainframe Systems Programmer gone bad, he likes long walks on the beach, Scotch, and warm cigarettes -- and he hates Music Weasels, ever since his days running the shark ride at Universal Studios.

He's currently "seeking work." If you know what we mean....

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2002-03-21 Canadian Government Whores
2002-03-17 Shrub's Axis of Stupidity
2002-02-13 First, Let's Kill All the Accountants
2002-02-06 Making the Planes Run On Time
2002-02-05 Wicked Witch Glimmers Clue

paco@pigdog.org

 
     

 

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