Dunkin' Idaho
I'm a space cowboy. Bet you aren't ready for that.
Dunkin' Idaho sparkles like a quasar with his gar-iffic,
rabble-rousing prose. A former mainframe Systems Programmer
gone bad, he likes long walks on the beach, Scotch,
and warm cigarettes -- and he hates Music
Weasels, ever since his days running the shark ride at
Universal Studios.
He's currently "seeking work." If you know what we mean....
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