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Pao Tzu: On The Beat

Pao Tzu's various musings.

Pigdog Journal Articles

2008-05-28

Owner of 6 Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Arrested
Reefer madness or a government fabrication? -- Pao Tzu

2008-02-06

Ron Paul Loses, Anarchists Blame Media
Ron Paul has not secured many delegates after spending millions on his Republican campaign. Note that the opinions stated here are mine and not the opinions of the pigdog.org staff. -- Pao Tzu

2007-05-29

Google Maps Street View Bypasses the Hood
Today google maps unveiled "street view" which gives you a 360 degree camera angle view of the nice areas of some major cities. -- Pao Tzu

2006-08-08

War on Terror produces excess inventory of doomsday ready laptops
The War on Terror has resulted in a rush of new technology useful to the general population. -- Pao Tzu

2006-02-11

Software Piracy, Millenium Edition
Counterfeit software and the Russian mafia. Is WGA a myth? -- Pao Tzu

2005-11-05

Protest prompts George W. Bush to step down from office
San Francisco comes alive with protest on November 2nd, 2005. -- Pao Tzu

2005-07-05

Homies - figurines, submachine gunning fun.
Homies, 8-ball, cholo, gata puta... the homies is straight collectifyin' -- Pao Tzu

2005-06-21

Bin Laden Hybrid SUV
Car technology reaches a new height with the introduction of the fuel efficient, two-seater, Bin Laden Hybrid SUV. -- Pao Tzu

2001-12-09

Radical Islam Websites. News about Afghanistan & Osama Bin Laden
Pigdog's own paranoid FBI-tracked superuser has researched the web and found the best American-readable radical Islamic websites out there. Read on for the detailed report and feast your eyes+ears on textual and realaudio propaganda. -- Pao Tzu

2001-09-26

The cold war thawing
There may not be a hot war yet, but the ice war is surely over, with old political glaciers dumping their contents into the propaganda machine. To add to the mess, I offer up inflammatory words that may make your blue blood bubble. -- Pao Tzu

2001-05-14

Prescription tweeds cashed
It is time to scrape your pipe for that resin glob, looks like Uncle Sam just fucked us over again. -- Pao Tzu

2001-03-05

Gangster Linux
Picture a world in which criminals utilized powerful cryptography to do their everyday business... wouldn't that next ounce be cheaper? How about your RAM? -- Pao Tzu

2001-01-08

Egghead emails internet hoax
egghead.com frightens millions of users with credit card fraud hoax. -- Pao Tzu

2000-11-03

KDE 2
KDE 2 has been released. Go to kde.org right now. -- Pao Tzu

2000-07-08

Get Elite credits from Process Tree
SETI@Home is not just ay-leen spacecraft anymore. Now you can get PAID in a major way for heatin' up your CPU. -- Pao Tzu

2000-05-16

Grow better illegal mushrooms than lousy "Psilocybe fanaticus"
Disclaimer: PaoTzu's a1 illegal mushroom cultivation cookbook is meant for educational purposes only. Be aware of the techniques used by hardcore criminals! Protect your children! Read, learn, educate. Do not try this at home. -- Pao Tzu

2000-03-23

$0 down electronic enterprise
Learn how to construct your own empire! Like Intel, SGI, etc. -- Pao Tzu

2000-02-22

Collecting seed
Informative guide to getting you con-artist business off the ground -- Pao Tzu

2000-02-19

2000-01-10

A Different Shade of Clone
A Blast from the Past! Pao Tzu goes over and under the crucial variables in the production and consumption of Salvia Divinorum. A must read for psychonauts of all stripes. -- Pao Tzu

1999-05-20

Resolution Maximizes Productivity
Pao-Tzu reviews a clinical study of fatigue among workers using various resolution display media. -- Pao Tzu

1999-04-22

Pao Tzu: On The Beat
E. Coli Meets the Internet--This week Pao discusses the newest rage in high-speed networking: organo-servers and bacterial streams. -- Pao Tzu

1999-03-15

Pao Tzu: On The Beat
Pigdog Journal Gardening Columnist Pao Tzu describes how to make evil betel-nut concoctions in your own home. Powerful stimulants from an ugly palm tree!!! Nature is so fucking COOL. -- Pao Tzu

1999-02-15

Pao Tzu: San Pedro Mania Part II -- Dissection
Green Thumber, Pao Tzu, explains how to produce "shadow people" and other hallucinations by ruthlessly cutting open your pet cactus plants. Make a mess of your kitchen AND your brain! -- Pao Tzu

1999-02-02

Pao Tzu: Obtaining San Pedro Cactus
Horticultural clone master, Pao Tzu, guides you through the ins and outs of stealing hallucinogenic cacti from your neighbors' yards. Ooh la la! -- Pao Tzu

1998-12-22

Pao Tzu
Snow in Berkeley -- It snowed like hell on me last night. -- Pao Tzu

1998-12-18

Pao Tzu: On The Beat
Iraq Flashback -- The U.S. has been good at attacking easy targets this year. -- Pao Tzu

1998-12-09

Pao Tzu: On The Beat
Investigative Reporter extraordinaire Pao Tzu blows open the lid on an international travesty of justice. -- Pao Tzu

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