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-- Reported 1999-05-05 00:55 by Mr. Bad |
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This week's list: My Packing List for PigEasy 99, The Pigdog Journal Convention in New Orleans, LA
- 8 pairs of underwear, various
- 1 count, Liken (TM) brand hippy deodorant
- 4 oz psylocybin mushrooms
- 1 copy, McCarthy, Cormac, Blood Meridian
- 2 Spock Mountain Research Labs lab coats, XXL and XXXL
- 1 pr. tank goggles
- 8 pairs of socks
- 1 hillbilly jug (for preparing Hyperwhiskey)
- 50 capsules, Happy Camper (TM) nutritional supplements
- 1 pr., Fluevog flame-logoed Angel Soles (TM) shoes
- Toshiba Satellite 1800 featuring the Intel 386 processor, running
Debian GNU/Linux 2.1
- 1 severely tattered hillbilly hat
- 1 pr., Vans slip-ons
- 1 remote-control robot dog
- 4 btl. bootleg absinthe
- 1 Spyderco (TM) brand personal protection knife
- 1 toothbrush, old
- 7 tshirts, various
- 1 SEEMEN tshirt, logo:
"Subjugate the Genetically Inferior"
- 1 tube Tom's of Maine Cinnamint (TM) toothepaste with baking soda
- 300 caplets, vitamin B-12 complex
- 1 copy, Genet, Jean, The Thief's Journal
- Folder full of various bits of Pigdogiana
- Spock tattoo
- 3 pair shorts, various
- 1 pair jeans, superfluous
- 1 2400 baud external modem for above-mentioned Toshiba Satellite
- Various power and phone cables, ibid.
- Chicago Manual of Style, 12th ed.
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