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Mr. Bad's List -- Reported 1999-05-05 00:55 by Mr. Bad
He's makin' a list, checkin' it twice

This week's list: My Packing List for PigEasy 99, The Pigdog Journal Convention in New Orleans, LA

  • 8 pairs of underwear, various
  • 1 count, Liken (TM) brand hippy deodorant
  • 4 oz psylocybin mushrooms
  • 1 copy, McCarthy, Cormac, Blood Meridian
  • 2 Spock Mountain Research Labs lab coats, XXL and XXXL
  • 1 pr. tank goggles
  • 8 pairs of socks
  • 1 hillbilly jug (for preparing Hyperwhiskey)
  • 50 capsules, Happy Camper (TM) nutritional supplements
  • 1 pr., Fluevog flame-logoed Angel Soles (TM) shoes
  • Toshiba Satellite 1800 featuring the Intel 386 processor, running Debian GNU/Linux 2.1
  • 1 severely tattered hillbilly hat
  • 1 pr., Vans slip-ons
  • 1 remote-control robot dog
  • 4 btl. bootleg absinthe
  • 1 Spyderco (TM) brand personal protection knife
  • 1 toothbrush, old
  • 7 tshirts, various
  • 1 SEEMEN tshirt, logo: "Subjugate the Genetically Inferior"
  • 1 tube Tom's of Maine Cinnamint (TM) toothepaste with baking soda
  • 300 caplets, vitamin B-12 complex
  • 1 copy, Genet, Jean, The Thief's Journal
  • Folder full of various bits of Pigdogiana
  • Spock tattoo
  • 3 pair shorts, various
  • 1 pair jeans, superfluous
  • 1 2400 baud external modem for above-mentioned Toshiba Satellite
  • Various power and phone cables, ibid.
  • Chicago Manual of Style, 12th ed.

 

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

iambic@pigdog.org


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