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5 Least Impressive Claims
2011-03-11 13:37:45


Starky's Machine
 
Just to recap: Hacking mainframes => Good. Hacking children's heads off => Bad.
-- Negative Nancy

 

Running your mouth without engaging the clutch to your brain may result in laughter and finger-pointing ...

5 Least Impressive Claims:

5 - I’m from the Republican Party, and I’m here to help.
4 - I make SO much money on Farmville!
3 - I’m the world’s tallest midget.
2 - Winning!
1 - I’m Aquaman.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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