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5 Least Impressive Claims
2011-03-11 13:37:45


Starky's Machine
 
isn't there a zen sect that considers immersing oneself in sensual pleasures to be a path to nirvana ?
-- rotten elf

 

Running your mouth without engaging the clutch to your brain may result in laughter and finger-pointing ...

5 Least Impressive Claims:

5 - Iím from the Republican Party, and Iím here to help.
4 - I make SO much money on Farmville!
3 - Iím the worldís tallest midget.
2 - Winning!
1 - Iím Aquaman.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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