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When it comes to Darwinism, what the hell does fairness have to do with it. Evolution is inherently unfair.
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Net Flotsam
Miscellaneous shit from the Net.

Pigdog Journal Articles

2004-02-01 A Wiki Travel Guide
2002-06-28 I Have Something To Tell You...
2002-04-25 Swim, Jesus, Swim
2002-04-06 How Many Would it Take?
2002-02-14 Kathleen Fent Read This Story
2002-01-22 Save FAQS.org!
2002-01-22 Hot Babes in Peril!
2002-01-08 Wacky web-animation -- and Dave Thomas
2002-01-06 Seanbaby vs. "Captain Tootsie"
2001-11-07 Superheros, Twinkies, and Seanbaby's interview with D.C. Comics
2001-11-01 New Leisuretown!
2001-11-01 JerkCity 2.0 is coming!!!
2001-10-19 Net Flotsam
2001-10-09 Evil Bert and Evil Bin Laden
2001-08-12 AT&T Attempts To Muscle In On Bell Labs
2001-08-06 Lesbian -- or German?
2001-04-23 Lets Just Take A Moment...
2001-04-06 Wacky Japanese Animation
2001-03-25 Subspace - aswz
2001-01-11 The match-making Congressman
2000-11-17 Get in Touch with Your Anger
2000-10-31 Bush Calls Gore a Liar
2000-10-26 Stop Bush! Eliminate Spoiler Candidates!
2000-08-19 Talk to the Bot, the Face Isn't Listening
2000-06-28 Goodbye, Musical Yahoo
2000-06-14 Word Processing on Corrugated Cardboard?
2000-05-08 DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!! SPAM ASSAULT APPROACHING!!
2000-05-05 Looking for Cardamom Ginger? Don't look here!
2000-04-27 Alt dot Culture dot Long dot Dead dot Good dot Riddance
2000-04-20 myboot.com Is Pretty Damn Good
2000-02-29 Wacky Brits Surfing Starkers
2000-02-20 WE'RE STILL TOTAL LOSERS JESUS
2000-02-05 Am I a TOTAL Loser for Never Hearing of Ganglandnews Before?
2000-01-07 Learn how to SUE THE FUCK out of ANYONE
1999-12-08 Acid Tripping with Buffalo Bones
1999-11-15 SF Girls Are OK By Me
1999-11-14 Dick is Popping up Again
1999-11-14 You've Got Questions
1999-11-11 This is NOT Jenni
1999-10-05 NEERRRDDDDD!!!!
1999-09-12 Pictures of Crazy People that Even Crazy People Don't Want
1999-08-21 More Free Publicity From Pigdog!
1999-08-20 Chickenhead is Pretty Damn Funny
1999-08-18 If It's Not Vaporware, It's Obsolete!
1999-08-17 Ydych chi'n siarad Cymraeg?
1999-08-16 Naked Tarzan Spurs Orthodox Anger
1999-08-05 Send Mail to the Future
1999-08-05 Pocketful of Poseurs
1999-07-28 R. U. Sirius Debuts New Wrestling Magazine
1999-07-28 GIANT ROBOT
1999-07-21 Summer Relief From Itching Clown Syndrome
1999-07-20 MORE FREE SHIT
1999-07-18 We Wook an Awful Wot Awike
1999-07-16 Stop the Decade, I Want to Get Off
1999-07-16 Do Math Geeks Dream of Electric Drabble?
1999-07-12 People of Earth: You Suck
1999-07-06 MUJWEB!
1999-05-27 How Nature Points Up the Folly of Men
1999-05-27 Star Wars Fans Are Big Nerds!
1999-05-11 No Tits, Techno
1999-05-05 US Survival Tips for Aussies
1999-04-22 Weird Richard will BURY Microsoft
1999-04-21 Going Down...
1999-03-13 Shitty Food Looks Real Bad
1999-03-10 Lord Jesus, Lovingly Guide my Arrow Through That Bear's Brainpan
1999-02-18 New Telebubbies Goofouts
1999-01-21 Brad, The Game
1999-01-13 Blast from the Past at Last
1999-01-13 To Arms!
1998-12-24 What the Mountains Did to the Man
1998-12-24 Stupid Postcards
1998-12-18 Furby Death Machine
1998-12-14 Wil Shipley Makes Fun of HIMSELF
1998-12-07 Shipley's Doctor Prescribes More Pills
1998-12-03 More Madness from Kevin Kelm
1998-12-01 Shipley's Bladder-Capacity Improves
1998-11-29 Frozen Food: Space-Age Nourishment of the Future
1998-11-18 Loser at the Cruise Control
1998-11-11 Slobbering Over Cartoon Vixens
1998-11-09 The Room -- Magic Woo-woo Powers of the Web

Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is (usually) found and not created by Pigdog Journal staff. Read at your own risk.

2011-03-21 My Fucking Job is Unbelievable
-- JRoyale
2011-03-13 Pizza Delivery Instructions
-- JRoyale
2011-03-13 The Best Water Balloon Breaking Ever
The Best Water Balloon Breaking Ever -- JRoyale
2002-07-22 Telling It Like It Is
New Micro$oft Ad -- Miss Conduct
2002-07-18 Get your "Your Little Princess is My Little Whore" shirt to meet the parents today!
T-Shirt Hell has the best shirts for your young'ns. -- LiquorPig
2002-05-28 How To Dance Properly
Personal site shines with subtle brilliance. '...The dancer then, both asks and answers the same question: Who is your daddy?.....I am your Daddy.' -- Miss Conduct
2002-05-17 Shamrock Shake Site
Hey, look at this... some moron wants McDonalds to bring back the horrible Shamrock Shake. -- JRoyale
2002-05-12 Couscous Weekend
Person I don't know and who has no relation to Pigdog Journal travels to Morocco; Muslim madness materializes. -- Mr. Bad
2002-03-21 Power Point Presentation of the Gettysburg Address
-- JRoyale
2002-03-18 Features I wish my computer had
-- JRoyale
2002-03-14 Keep Parents Off The Internet!
We must keep pornography out of the hands of our parents! (A snorfle-worthy Shockwave.) -- Cynara
2002-03-01 Meme Scanner
Test your meme infection! -- Cynara
2002-01-22 Which Online Personality Test Are You?
Take an online personality quiz to find out which online personality quiz you would be, if you were an online personality quiz. -- Siduri
2002-01-18 Haunted hard drive
-- El Destino
2002-01-18 Rent-a-stalker hoax
-- El Destino
2002-01-17 Porno 4 potheads
-- El Destino
2002-01-14 Hire a Japanese drunk
-- El Destino
2002-01-07 Pointless urinal story -- with diagrams
-- El Destino
2001-12-25 Sexy Losers -- the comic strip
-- El Destino
2001-12-17 A Leisuretown Christmas
-- El Destino
2001-11-25 Zeit fur Tubby Kille Kille?
-- El Destino
2001-11-19 No Donkeys of Death, but We Do Have Some Pandas of Derision
-- JRoyale
2001-11-15 Page me later
I fucking hate you! ps- page me later -- Negative Nancy
2001-11-01 A Leisuretown Halloween
-- El Destino
2001-10-17 Bert's Not Evil, He an Assassin (flash)
-- JRoyale
2001-10-17 Shoot-out at bin Laden liquors
-- El Destino
2001-10-10 New Leisuretown coming - plus Secret Jerk-off Cam!
-- El Destino
2001-09-06 Dwarf Metal (from Honan.net)
-- El Destino
2001-08-06 Single White Messiah seeks loving woman
-- El Destino
2001-08-06 Drunken Losers . com
-- El Destino
2001-07-30 Demented Playstation Ads (on a slow pipe)
Demented Playstation ads (on a slow pipe) -- El Destino
2001-05-24 How to defeat G.I. Joe
-- El Destino
2001-05-17 Obscene parody of AOL TV ads
-- El Destino
2001-05-16 Billy Boy, the happy German condom man!
-- El Destino
2001-05-09 Pray for George Bush!
whois PRAYFORGEORGEWBUSHTODIE.COM - Not Found. -- Mr. Bad
2001-04-26 Amazon readers mock George W's book
-- El Destino
2001-04-17 The Terrible Secret of Space
-- El Destino
2001-04-12 Hyakugojyuuichi is back!! (At Animutation Central...)
-- El Destino
2001-04-09 Godzilla and Rodan compete in Monster Island Survivor
Godzilla and Rodan compete in Monster Island survivor -- El Destino
2001-04-07 It's the chicken-breeding game! (Link from Honan.net)
It's the chicken-breeding game! -- El Destino
2001-04-03 Ferengi rules of acquisition
-- El Destino
2001-03-30 Virtual pet cemetery
-- El Destino
2001-03-30 I was a teenaged Radiskull and Devil Doll addict
-- El Destino
2001-03-17 Papu meets the dotcom startup
-- El Destino
2001-03-03 "Kimble's home page" -- includes Kimble's://~movie
-- El Destino
2001-03-01 Jesus Christ Superstore
-- El Destino
2001-02-27 Roger Ebert hates cell phones and PDAs
-- El Destino
2001-02-18 TWENTY-FOUR Hours In Cyberspace!!!!!!
TWENTY-FOUR Hours In Cyberspace!!!!!! From 1995! Man, that's like 6 years ago. Har! I miss Cyberspace. Can someone get me a tourist ticket back there? -- Mr. Bad
2001-02-17 Hatt-baby! La la la la la!
-- El Destino
2001-02-17 Cat Enema.com
-- El Destino
2001-02-16 "All your base are belong to us" -- the Shockwave
-- El Destino
2001-02-14 Evil French Valentines
Evil French Valentines -- El Destino
2001-02-02 Milhouse, built out of Legos
-- El Destino
2001-02-01 Titties on Canvas
Boobie painting! "A Celebration of Breast Art in Everyday Life and Nature"!! Bwahahahaha! -- Mr. Bad
2001-01-20 CarveZine!
Carvezine.com -- the online magazine for people who like to carve. -- Mr. Bad
2001-01-01 Stupid sheep page
-- El Destino
2000-12-15 Bill Gates is Dead
-- JRoyale
2000-11-06 Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better than Jesus
-- JRoyale
2000-11-06 Microsoft Forgets to Close Window on Own Network. More Hacking Ensues
Microsoft Forgets to Close Window on Own Network. More Hacking Ensues -- JRoyale
2000-11-06 What, Me Worry? Mad Turns 400
-- JRoyale
2000-11-03 Your Dot-Com is Dying
First aid for the dying dot-com. -- Mr. Bad
2000-10-30 One Ring to rule them all
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. Christmas 2000. Trailer Reqiures QuickTime 4. -- JRoyale
2000-10-30 Charlie's Angels on the Big Screen, Nov 3rd
-- JRoyale
2000-10-29 Demented "OK Ladies" cartoon
-- El Destino
2000-10-28 That's one way out of a war
That's one way out of a war (QuickTime 4 required) -- JRoyale
2000-10-09 Li Jhonglas Kvin Pilkojn
A Canadian math student who juggles, rides a unicycle, and is fond of 'pi'. I dunno, I just like this one. In Esperanto, of course! -- Mr. Bad
2000-10-08 Crazy Japanese girls make funny faces.
Fuck, I don't have fuckall idea what this site is about, but these crazy Japanese girls sure make some funny faces. -- Mr. Bad
2000-10-05 Demented government Shockwave: Super Postal Workers
-- El Destino
2000-09-15 The Matrix meets "Stick figure Death"
-- El Destino
2000-09-15 Stick figure battle-bot fight
-- El Destino
2000-09-02 Who is the "Most Downloaded Woman?"
-- El Destino
2000-08-25 What happens when you type 'Amazon' with a 'G'
-- El Destino
2000-08-20 Abraham Lincoln in the 30th century: the game
-- El Destino
2000-08-03 Arnold Schwarzenegger's campaign promise in Japan
-- El Destino
2000-07-26 "The Smart-ass Guide to San Francisco" (Shockwave)
-- Cookie
2000-07-17 The Pong FAQ
-- El Destino
2000-07-08 Spock, Paper, Scissors...
-- El Destino
2000-07-03 Hard Drinkin' Lincoln
-- El Destino
2000-06-22 www.wookie.net
-- JRoyale
2000-06-11 Play the Dot Com Deadpool
-- JRoyale
2000-06-07 Espionage against spammers: "Behind Enemy Lines"
-- El Destino
2000-06-06 It's Time To shoot Your Mouth Off W/ Charleton Heston! (It's NRA Approved!)
It's Time to Shoot Your Mouth Off W/ Charleton Heston! (It's NRA Approved!) -- Flesh
2000-05-24 Mp3's mocking this summer's movie blockbusters
-- El Destino
2000-05-18 Cool Words Page
Cool pages for word freaks. Nifty! -- Mr. Bad
2000-05-07 Find your Wiccan Soulmate
-- JRoyale
2000-04-27 Elian parody flees to Playboy
-- El Destino
2000-04-27 The Best Story USA Today Ever Printed
-- Tjames Madison
2000-04-25 Dig Freaky Links' house music intro
-- El Destino
2000-04-25 Napster threat generator
-- El Destino
2000-04-23 An Easter card in the Pigdog spirit
-- El Destino
2000-04-10 Star Wars re-enacted in bad Shockwave!
-- El Destino
2000-04-09 Tacky Brits invent yet another way to bring Western Civillization to a grinding halt.
-- Flesh
2000-04-09 Hey Ladies, are you *REALLY* lonely? I mean desperatly lonely?
-- Flesh
2000-04-03 Time On the Move
-- Master Squid
2000-03-25 Bohemians.org is a Web Site
Bohemians.org is a Web site. I must have thought this was interesting once, because I put their URL in my "Good Link Leads" bookmark folder. Now I can't remember why. Hunh. Well, go look at it, already. -- Mr. Bad
2000-03-24 More Sucka MCs
Brutally boring. Another Sucka MC production. -- Mr. Bad
2000-02-28 Biography of Bill Gates
-- El Destino
2000-02-19 SpaceGhost Rocks!!
Is There Anyone Who Doesn't Know Yet That SpaceGhost Rocks Like New Socks?! -- Ms.BunnyPenny
2000-02-15 New Radiskull and Devil Doll!
Now it's time to KICK IT SOME MORE! Go see the new Radiskull and Devil Doll show! -- Mr. Bad
2000-02-03 Gross Pagan Wu Name
Gah! Go find your Pagan name! Blech! -- Mr. Bad
2000-01-26 Another Sucker Looks For Love In All The Wrong Places
-- Flesh
2000-01-11 Woz/Not Woz
So, shouldn't Steve Wozniak have something better to do? Really? If you think about it? -- Mr. Bad
2000-01-05 Give me FONTS, Dammit!
Give me FONTS, Dammit! [thx to DG!] -- Mr. Bad
1999-12-15 Evil Parody of Evil Etoys.com!
Evil Parody of Evil Etoys.com! Har har har! FUCK ETOYS.COM! -- Mr. Bad
1999-12-08 Male Pregnancy
Male Pregnancy -- it has to be true. It wouldn't be on a Web page if it weren't... -- Patient Joab
1999-11-28 Person gets all excited that Elvis rode NY Subway and puts up Web page about it.
-- Joab Jackson
1999-11-24 It's Time for Teletubbys!
-- Flesh
1999-11-23 Decades Stale Out-Of-Touch Cartoonist Gets It In The Ass
-- Flesh
1999-11-12 Hoe E'Zine is a Hoe' Lotta Cool!
-- Negative Nancy
1999-11-11 Mmmm! BRAINS!
Man, this e-commerce affinity marketing thing has gone TOO FAR. -- Mr. Bad
1999-10-22 Salon Covers "Tween" Fnord-o-Rama
-- Negative Nancy
1999-10-05 The Swiss Make Up for being Nazi Bankers During WWII
-- Flesh
1999-09-21 Being a monopoly means never having to say you're sorry.
Being a monopoly means never having to say you're sorry. -- Negative Nancy
1999-08-19 Aryan Nations' goat-fucking leader does a quick back-pedal. Denounces his golden boy/cancels rally
-- Flesh
1999-08-04 The quinessential boring site: boring.com
-- Joab Jackson
1999-08-03 Bad Crackers Hack Symantec (Norton Anti-Virus) Web Site!! Hahaha.
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-07-16 Live Millenium DomeCam: How Lame! A static picture of a stupid, ugly building in England. There will be a big part there on Dec. 31. Yay. You can even launch a floating DomeCam window on your desktop. Brits are weird.
Live Millenium DomeCam: How Lame! A static picture of a stupid, ugly building in England. There will be a big party there on Dec. 31. Yay. You can even launch a floating DomeCam window on your desktop. Brits are weird. -- Tjames Madison
1999-07-14 That's Completely Fucking NOT INCREDIBLE!
That's Completely Fucking NOT INCREDIBLE! This has got to be the WORST EVER Hollywood-style Web site. I think that they hired Chantek. -- Mr. Bad
1999-07-09 Weird Hungarian NetChicken Site!
Weird Hungarian NetChicken Site! -- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-07-07 Pigdog Scoops E! Online
-- Tjames Madison
1999-06-30 DAY OF THE HIT MEN
DAY OF THE HIT MEN: One Cop's Story -- Negative Nancy
1999-06-21 Free Hansen Email!
You can get free email with the Hansen name. And POSTCARDS! COoliO! -- Mr. Bad
1999-06-21 Mr. T: Bad Day for Wesley
Check out this crazy comic about Mr. T and Wesley Crusher. HAW HAW HAW! (Cool Pigdog link, too.) -- Mr. Bad
1999-06-20 Wow! They live in a HOUSE!
This group of men and women live in a HOUSE! And they use the INTERNET! Whoopety-fuckin-DOO! -- Mr. Bad
1999-06-09 Royal PAIN IN THE ASS
Check it out! The British Monarchy web site! Let's GET NAKED and go check it out! -- Mr. Bad
1999-06-02 Virgin Shaglantic
Get ready... once this movie's out, everyone's going to be making that dumb Austin Powers accent all the time all over again. -- Mr. Bad
1999-05-21 Chicken that got its head chopped off and lived for 4.5 years...
-- El Snatcher

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