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Mr. Bad's List -- Reported 1998-12-24 12:28 by Mr. Bad
Quit pointing at me!

This week's list: Cool Shit

  • three-legged dogs
  • Perl/Tk
  • The Open Directory Project (NewHoo)
  • Bubbie's pickles
  • _Babel_Tower_
  • JedCam
  • hot buttered rum
  • winter in San Francisco
  • getting a new job
  • Beta Lounge
  • MySQL
  • Annie's (R) brand macaroni and cheese products
  • "American History X"
  • having a lot of food in the house
  • free monkeys
  • Natural Blend cigarettes
  • DSL
  • eggnog lattes
  • 10 Things
  • Prince Valiant
  • DJ Pollywog
  • The new 20-dollar bill
  • Santarchy
  • Logitech Trackman Marble
  • GONZO Links
  • Zangband 2.2
  • Christmas ales
  • librarians
  • free on-line porno
  • Special K (the cereal, not the drug)
  • sleep
  • Debian for Alphas
  • GPG
  • credit unions
  • _The_Rum_Diary_
  • "The Lost 'Ouch'"
  • spicy green beans
  • CLOWN
  • dog-piling Thom Stark
  • snow
  • DJ Spooky
  • stomping fetishists
  • WordPerfect 8.0 for Linux
  • babies
  • carpooling
  • butt humor
  • DNA

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