Pigdog Journal (Mr. Bad's List) -- Ins and Outs for the Year 2001

Whew! I bet you were worried Mr. Bad wasn't going to give you guidance for WHAT'S HOT and WHAT'S SNOT in the year 2001, weren't you! Hahaha! Oh ye of little faith! Mr. Bad will never, ever let you down. Trust in Mr. Bad to give you lists of futurist predictions and shit! Because that is what Mr. Bad does. He makes lists. That is his job.

Out	In
Boethius	Foucault
Fun Saver disposable cameras	ferrets
Mork and Mindy lunchboxes	Mork and Mindy sleeping bags
MP3 radio stations	Boontling
Personal Digital Assistants	Gigantic refridgerator-sized spaceship-running killer AI bots
Po Bronson	Lawrence Durrell
Mentos	The Devil Dolls
R. U. Sirius	edible underwear
American Spirits	Natural Blend
dot-coms	shit disturbers
juggs and hooters	big luscious black butts
Draconians	Yeeks
cyberporn	racy sidewalk chalk drawings
distributed denial of service (DDOS)	distributed denial of freedom (DDOF)
The Web	Freenet
biscuits and gravy	bed-time stories
Captain and Teneille	Just the Captain (No Teneille)
MDMA	MDA
slashdot.org	kuro5hin
Ibiza	quilting
Drum and bass	swing dancing
Sisqo	Roosevelt Franklin
keffiya	razor wire
Raquel Darrian	Devon
having babies	cloning
Jimmy Carter	Subcomadante Marcos
"Pirates of Penzance"	"The Mikado"
data havens	monoliths
hands-free cell phones	OK, I can't keep a straight face about the swing dancing one. Swing dancing is NOT coming back in. EVER. Sorry to mislead you, but it seemed funny at the time.
benzine	the right-hand rule
XML	Esperanto
JSP	LAML
sarcasm	harm reduction
corndogs	vitamin E lotion
.biz	AnarchyNIC
Alan Greenspan	Abby Hoffman
The 70s	betel nut
"Barely Legal"	"Virgins"
home fries	fruit cup
Newspapers	Messenger pigeons
new restaurants	Original Joe's
sorghum	quinoa
scooters	slutty Republican chicks
weapons of Westernesse	Chaotic weapons
peer-to-peer	underground
Zen buddhism	asian thumbs