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Circus Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
-- HST
Ins and Outs for the Year 2001
2000-12-31 19:40:03
Whew! I bet you were worried Mr. Bad wasn't going to give you guidance for WHAT'S HOT and WHAT'S SNOT in the year 2001, weren't you! Hahaha! Oh ye of little faith! Mr. Bad will never, ever let you down. Trust in Mr. Bad to give you lists of futurist predictions and shit! Because that is what Mr. Bad does. He makes lists. That is his job.
Out | In |
---|---|
Boethius | Foucault |
Fun Saver disposable cameras | ferrets |
Mork and Mindy lunchboxes | Mork and Mindy sleeping bags |
MP3 radio stations | Boontling |
Personal Digital Assistants | Gigantic refridgerator-sized spaceship-running killer AI bots |
Po Bronson | Lawrence Durrell |
Mentos | The Devil Dolls |
R. U. Sirius | edible underwear |
American Spirits | Natural Blend |
dot-coms | shit disturbers |
juggs and hooters | big luscious black butts |
Draconians | Yeeks |
cyberporn | racy sidewalk chalk drawings |
distributed denial of service (DDOS) | distributed denial of freedom (DDOF) |
The Web | Freenet |
biscuits and gravy | bed-time stories |
Captain and Teneille | Just the Captain (No Teneille) |
MDMA | MDA |
slashdot.org | kuro5hin |
Ibiza | quilting |
Drum and bass | swing dancing |
Sisqo | Roosevelt Franklin |
keffiya | razor wire |
Raquel Darrian | Devon |
having babies | cloning |
Jimmy Carter | Subcomadante Marcos |
"Pirates of Penzance" | "The Mikado" |
data havens | monoliths |
hands-free cell phones | OK, I can't keep a straight face about the swing dancing one. Swing dancing is NOT coming back in. EVER. Sorry to mislead you, but it seemed funny at the time. |
benzine | the right-hand rule |
XML | Esperanto |
JSP | LAML |
sarcasm | harm reduction |
corndogs | vitamin E lotion |
.biz | AnarchyNIC |
Alan Greenspan | Abby Hoffman |
The 70s | betel nut |
"Barely Legal" | "Virgins" |
home fries | fruit cup |
Newspapers | Messenger pigeons |
new restaurants | Original Joe's |
sorghum | quinoa |
scooters | slutty Republican chicks |
weapons of Westernesse | Chaotic weapons |
peer-to-peer | underground |
Zen buddhism | asian thumbs |
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