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'Tricky' Rick Moen -- It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
Bill Young -- He's a happenin' d00d!
Brytown -- N/A
Crackmonkey -- This is just a line of text not written by Flesh.
Cynara -- Non Sum Qualis Eram Bonae Sub Regno Cynarae
Daemon Agent -- What a little bitch that Reficul is.
Dkr. Armand Geddyn -- Dobbsian drunk technod0rk
Donkey Hotey -- Pigdog Journal's own mysterious Donkey Hotey channels Ben Franklin.
Dr. Lola T'Pola -- Media scholar and gadfly
Dunkin' Idaho -- I'm a space cowboy. Bet you aren't ready for that.
El Crackhead Grande -- Crazy-ass crackhead!
El Destino -- Krazy -- but true!!!!
El Jefe -- Yo soy un 99 Cent Whopper!
El Snatcher & Ms. BunnyPenny -- Crazy team!!
El Snatcher, Liquor Pig, Mr. Bad & Frankenstein Jones
Ersten Wiles -- Clickbait Editor-in-Chief
Flesh -- ????-2003
Flesh, Master Squid, Baron Earl, El Destino
Frankenstein Jones -- Now more machine than man
Generalissimo Fresh-n-Fruity -- World Conflict Correspondent
Greg Houston with assistance by Tracy Jacobs -- Most Junior Media Correspondent
Landru -- Do you Landru?
Lenny, Thom 'Starky' Stark, Geoffrey, Splicer, Baron, Destino
Miss Conduct -- Putting the 'wo' in woman
Mr. Bad -- Yo soy un pistolero!
Mr. Bad, Arkuat, Thom Stark, and Baron Earl -- The four-headed beast of the apocolypse.
Mr. Bad, Crackmonkey -- A short-lived collaboration.
Ocho Ha! -- PigDog European Coörespondant
Poindexter Fortran -- Poindexter Fortran
Reverend CyberSatan -- CyberSatan ROXXX!
Rob Piltz -- Rob sent us some links. I guess he's OK.
Sean Kennedy -- The man who made mandrills famous!
Sid & Cyn -- Siduri and Cynara
Siduri -- Saeva indignatio! Punk rock!
Steve Dallas, Esq. -- Volenti non fit injuria.
Thom 'Starky' Stark, Lenny Tuberose, 'Tricky' Rick Moen, Destino
Thym Colander -- High Technology Correspondent
Tjames Madison -- like a rolling steel keg rolling on concrete
Uncle Mojo -- Your greatest ally or your worst enemy
Yehat -- Chemical Abuse Correspondent
Young Luke -- He's Young Luke, he's from Canadia, gar gar gar.
binky -- Well, hell. He's BINKY.
T O P S T O R I E S
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be
Ideas have taken horrifying shape and rooted into our modern reality. (More...)
The Once & Future King of Dust
Only The Onion could have acquired Infowarts. (More...)
Another Nobel Prize-Winning Author Describes Drunkenness
This book won a Pulitzer Prize. Here's its famous paragraph on getting drunk... (More...)
Why I'm pretty sure JD Vance had sex with a couch
True or false? The answers await us in that magical land where all truths are revealed -- the internet. (More...)
In 2010 Dr. Cheng-Huai Ruan discovered a way to cause a patient with an abnormal heartbeat to get back into a normal rhythm by sticking a finger up the patient's ass. (More...)
WKRP in Cincinnati aired from 1978 through 1982. Howard Hesseman played Dr. Johnny Fever, a DJ from Los Angeles who was fired from his previous job for saying the word "booger" on the air. In the show Hesseman would do some dialogue, introduce a song, and start the song. You'd hear a few notes, but never the whole song. (More...)
C L A S S I C P I G D O G
A Day in the Life of a Beverotologist
It was starting to look like a very boring Saturday, trapped as I was in the suburban wastelands of the outer Bay Area, so I called my Able Assistant (AA) and proposed that we perform some Spocktail field tests. For some time I've been working on creating the quintessential cinematic beverage and even tho' SMRL does most of its testing during nocturnal hours, this seemed an opportune time to roll up the sleeves of our labcoats and get some science done. While the beverotology creation tested this day (The Neurotoxin) must be deemed a success, this article focuses more the journey of the experimenters, rather then the science of beverotology. (More...)
We here in SMRL's Beverage Research Lab realize that there is more to life than just drinking spocktails. It's important to have other activities. One such activity that we wholeheartedly support is dancing six or more hours to Trance music. So we have designed a drink to accommodate this. (More...)
High Availability Guinness Stress Test
All too often we forget the incredible depth of technology behind the weekly ritual of TNiPN@*. We tend to only become aware of the strategy of High Available Guinness (HAG) when it rises to the forefront during a complete and utter venue failure. Yet we should all be super grateful that this system exists. (More...)
The Deep Dark Underbelly of the Star Wars Myth, or Ramayana Remembered
It's a fact: Star Wars is a blatant plagiarism of an ancient Asian legend, and the long lines of devout Star Wars freaks are really unscrupulous Asian copyright busters. From Indonesia to Thailand to Nepal, videos are available for sale or rent before they're even released in the US and UK due to this nerdy camcorder-clutching bunch. (More...)
Another Spocktail from the beverage researchers at SMRL: Home of The Deathwave Bar & Grill! (More...)
An innocent trip to the Central Market resulted in a severe attack of arachnophobia (and a meal) when a depraved street kid set her vicious pet spider on an unsuspecting shopper. (More...)
