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he [Pol Pot] told everyone i was being treated well becuase he would have his chefs prepare special exotic dishes, BUT THERE WAS NO WATER IN THEM.
-- rotten elf
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'Tricky' Rick Moen -- It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
Bill Young -- He's a happenin' d00d!
Brytown -- N/A
Crackmonkey -- This is just a line of text not written by Flesh.
Cynara -- Non Sum Qualis Eram Bonae Sub Regno Cynarae
Daemon Agent -- What a little bitch that Reficul is.
Dkr. Armand Geddyn -- Dobbsian drunk technod0rk
Donkey Hotey -- Pigdog Journal's own mysterious Donkey Hotey channels Ben Franklin.
Dr. Lola T'Pola -- Media scholar and gadfly
Dunkin' Idaho -- I'm a space cowboy. Bet you aren't ready for that.
El Crackhead Grande -- Crazy-ass crackhead!
El Destino -- Krazy -- but true!!!!
El Jefe -- Yo soy un 99 Cent Whopper!
El Snatcher & Ms. BunnyPenny -- Crazy team!!
El Snatcher, Liquor Pig, Mr. Bad & Frankenstein Jones
Ersten Wiles -- Clickbait Editor-in-Chief
Flesh -- ????-2003
Flesh, Master Squid, Baron Earl, El Destino
Frankenstein Jones -- Now more machine than man
Generalissimo Fresh-n-Fruity -- World Conflict Correspondent
Greg Houston with assistance by Tracy Jacobs -- Most Junior Media Correspondent
Landru -- Do you Landru?
Lenny, Thom 'Starky' Stark, Geoffrey, Splicer, Baron, Destino
Miss Conduct -- Putting the 'wo' in woman
Mr. Bad -- Yo soy un pistolero!
Mr. Bad, Arkuat, Thom Stark, and Baron Earl -- The four-headed beast of the apocolypse.
Mr. Bad, Crackmonkey -- A short-lived collaboration.
Ocho Ha! -- PigDog European Coörespondant
Poindexter Fortran -- Poindexter Fortran
Reverend CyberSatan -- CyberSatan ROXXX!
Rob Piltz -- Rob sent us some links. I guess he's OK.
Sean Kennedy -- The man who made mandrills famous!
Sid & Cyn -- Siduri and Cynara
Siduri -- Saeva indignatio! Punk rock!
Steve Dallas, Esq. -- Volenti non fit injuria.
Thom 'Starky' Stark, Lenny Tuberose, 'Tricky' Rick Moen, Destino
Thym Colander -- High Technology Correspondent
Tjames Madison -- like a rolling steel keg rolling on concrete
Uncle Mojo -- Your greatest ally or your worst enemy
Yehat -- Chemical Abuse Correspondent
Young Luke -- He's Young Luke, he's from Canadia, gar gar gar.
binky -- Well, hell. He's BINKY.
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The Innocent San Francisco Mule
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