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Both porn and Mars seems to get you guys all hot and bothered.
-- Johnnie Royale


Huge Tender Meaty Generalissimo Arkuat Beastmaster is not only the Minister for Karma of the Programming Republic of Perl, but also a monster-truck extropian intent upon devouring Neptune.

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Fear and Loathing on Planet Arkuat
"I'd finally found Arkuat. Locked in a remote cabin, he was scrawling out his manifesto, where beer bottles shimmered over scattered bits of technology. I'm pretty sure he was building exploding duck decoys..."


Report from Spiritual Machines
Arkuat gives you the inside scoop on the "Spiritual Machines" panel and conclave. Wacky excitement ensues!

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