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Arkuat

Huge Tender Meaty Generalissimo Arkuat Beastmaster is not only the Minister for Karma of the Programming Republic of Perl, but also a monster-truck extropian intent upon devouring Neptune.

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2017-12-15

Fear and Loathing on Planet Arkuat
"I'd finally found Arkuat. Locked in a remote cabin, he was scrawling out his manifesto, where beer bottles shimmered over scattered bits of technology. I'm pretty sure he was building exploding duck decoys..."

2000-04-04

Report from Spiritual Machines
Arkuat gives you the inside scoop on the "Spiritual Machines" panel and conclave. Wacky excitement ensues!

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2002-12-23

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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