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YOU SHOULD TRY THE NEW DRUGS!
-- rotten elf

Yehat

Chemical Abuse Correspondent

Pigdog Journal Articles

2002-06-23

O.R.C.
My experiment is a failure. Rockstar-and-Robitussin tastes like day-after-Halloween bile. I'm trying to choke down enough to discover the effects, but no matter what those are one thing is certain at the outset: what I have discovered is not a Beverage, but a pale green and angry iced abomination.

You were right: science is not for the weak of will nor stomach.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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I want to kill bugs, sir!

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