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Script revision for A New Hope
To address pesky continuity errors, George Lucas' army of clone screenwriters have has revised a few scenes for the Special Limited 26th Anniversary Collector's Edition of "Star Wars IV: A New Hope". I think that's the one where Spock throws the Ring Of Power into the Hellmouth or something. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it... many Bothans died to bring us this information.


The Parking Lot Is Full is Closed
Another classic web comic links to the Big 404 In The Sky.


Discordian Society takes over orbital station!
Who is giving the Russian Space Agency 20 million to keep Mir going? And what do they intend to with Emperor Norton's DNA?


The English Are Crazy For Absinthe!!!!
Starting tomorrow, the preferred beverage of syphilitic poets and green-haired Burning Man freakers alike will be available in liquor shops across the Kingdom. A Prague-based producer apparently just noticed that England never actually got into the absinthe in the first place, much less the legalistic backlash that banned it from most other European nations at the turn of the century, so it's perfectly legal there. Their new campaign is even declaring the green hallucinogenic to be the "drink of the new Millennium".

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