if you post one more fucking "airliner-shot-down-by-missle" story, I'll tie you up in a device like Paul Snider tied Dorothy Stratten into, grease you up, and personally wheel you into the Lone Star on a beer bust night.
-- Flesh


Downer Cow

Downer Cow is actually descended from a long line of Canadian gypsies. Her medicine is strong. She has the Sight, and due to an acute presentiment of evil, she can never be deceived or caught off guard. You want her watching your back.

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2005-11-26 What is hanty?
2005-11-12 Jonesin' for that Indium High?
2003-06-12 Come on, people. It's SQRAT Pox! Get it right.
2003-05-21 Strange Brew
2002-07-20 Canadian Women: Inferior and Insecure
2002-02-18 Eternal Life for Canadian Cult
2002-01-09 The Subversive Organization Registration Law
2001-10-16 133 Preliminary PDF Pages of Biowar Fun


Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is not (necessarily) created by this Pigdog Journal author. They just found it and shared it with you.

2008-01-11 Good news for BC bud consumers with prescriptions - Canadian government medical marijuana monopoly struck down as unconstitutional.
2008-01-03 Canadia + socialized preventative medicine = free crack-pipe mouthpieces
2003-01-14 Big booze everyday keeps the heart attack away
2002-02-17 Physicians debate beer-drinkers' IQs
2001-12-27 Refugees fail in desperate attempt to escape France.
2001-12-25 Beware the super bong
2001-12-23 Wow! A religious guy with morals.
2001-12-19 Suddenly N. Oakland is a beautiful place to live. 104.1 FM
2001-11-28 Canadian Cult clones human embryos, provides surrogates.
2001-11-19 So you're from a different phylum, even a different kingdom. I don't care baby, let's get it on.
2001-10-28 Thinking of vacationing in Zambia? Just don't.
2001-10-17 For those of us who never stopped playing doctor (thanx to Dan Savage).
2000-11-14 Get Those Turtle Suits Ready Folks. WTO Party in Two Weeks.
2000-06-28 Squirrel Shredders
When throwing hundreds of squirrels into a jet engine is OUTLAWED, only OUTLAWS will throw hundreds of squirrels into a jet engine. OK, outlaws, and the DUTCH. They'll keep doing it, too.



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