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One man said it was getting towards the long days and the short nights now. T'other one said THIS warn't one of the short ones, he reckoned. And then they laughed, and he said it over again, and they laughed again...
-- Mark Twain


The Compulsive Splicer

The S to the P to the L-I-C-E!
ALL the fly LADIES wanna get with ME
See my 'do with the goo and my shirt's VERSA-CHEE?
Got the FREAKS on my JOCK cause I makes em HORN-EE!

Yo yo yo yo! Splice Dawg in da HOUSE, bay-bee! Word-up, BOYEEE! Keepin' it real, because that's what Pigdog's all about! I wanna shout out to my homies in the Pigdawg Krew and my Paroxysm Posse, too. Peace out! Selah.

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2005-10-19 Waiting for the Flood
2003-07-11 Martian Dust-Up
2003-07-05 Of Course He Lied
2003-06-29 So Sue Me
2003-03-22 Rachel Corrie Remembered
2003-01-02 Would You Like a Nice Slice of Pi, Boy?
2002-10-03 Reality Has Gone Out On Strike
2002-04-23 Israelis Oblivious to Godwin's Law
2002-04-19 Have Sex? Get Stoned!
2002-01-05 New World has Own, Strange Colloquialisms
2001-12-23 Adobe Nabbed for Piracy!
2001-12-22 The Catholic Church: Keeping Abreast
2001-11-22 Look Out! Giant Cockroaches!
2001-11-21 My Loser-Fu is Unstoppable!
2001-11-16 PDJ: 10 Years of No Intelligent Life
2001-09-12 WTC Plume Visible from Space
2001-09-07 Here's A Good Reason To Use Microsoft Software
2001-08-25 Hey, check out my crotch!
2001-06-19 Don't Think TOO Different, Now
2000-11-08 Take Back American Democracy!
2000-10-23 NEWS FLASH! Canadia Now Good!
2000-09-15 Wish I'd Been There To See It, Part II
2000-09-14 If I Only Had a Brain
2000-09-14 Wish I'd Been There To See It
2000-06-24 Who built the Sphinx anyway?
2000-06-24 Student Writes to Putin, Loses Graduation Honors
2000-06-22 Night of the Living Dead OS
2000-06-22 I don't wanna know how this turns out
2000-06-05 I guess we should all use Winzip now.
2000-06-05 Grab your Scooby Snacks!
2000-06-05 Gnutella "Worm" written in... VBScript?
2000-06-03 City Found Under Water
2000-05-05 Font Porn
2000-03-27 Don't Think and Drive
2000-02-26 Fight the Dominant Species!
1999-12-06 There's a new star in town...
1999-09-06 How Did We Miss This?
1999-09-05 Where's Pigdog?
1999-08-16 Sad But True
1999-08-16 Hail, &!
1999-08-15 IBM Releases New Version of DOS!
1999-07-08 Through Being Cool
1999-07-06 Camoflage Keyboards
1999-07-06 Calculators that use 'Verbal' numbers!
1999-07-06 Convert Your Model M to a Post-Ban Dvorak
1999-06-25 Shrine to the Stars
1999-06-23 Join the Junior Carrot Patrol!
1999-06-22 Buddhist Priest has PROOF of ETI
1999-06-22 Those aren't aliens... those are Communists.
1999-06-20 Solex vs. the Pigdog
1999-05-14 Wanna be a Bad Person?
1999-03-22 Rock For Life


Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is not (necessarily) created by this Pigdog Journal author. They just found it and shared it with you.

2000-09-07 Dog food ads from New Zealand
Kiwis have greater tolerance for humor in their dog food.
2000-06-01 Automatic Butt Splicers!
2000-05-19 Today Your Desktop, Tomorrow the World!




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Solex vs. the Pigdog
by The Compulsive Splicer

Escape to Spock Mountain!
by Baron Earl

Sex Crimes of the X-Men
by El Destino

Eavesdropping on Geeks: 'Star Trek: Discovery' vs 'The Orville'
by Thom 'Starky' Stark, Lenny Tuberose, 'Tricky' Rick Moen, Destino