Pigdog Journal Staff Writer - The Compulsive Splicer

It's not Gonzo journalism until you're eating rubber tires to the tune of "Flight of the Bumblebees."
-- Miles Standish

The Compulsive Splicer

The S to the P to the L-I-C-E!
ALL the fly LADIES wanna get with ME
See my 'do with the goo and my shirt's VERSA-CHEE?
Got the FREAKS on my JOCK cause I makes em HORN-EE!

Yo yo yo yo! Splice Dawg in da HOUSE, bay-bee! Word-up, BOYEEE! Keepin' it real, because that's what Pigdog's all about! I wanna shout out to my homies in the Pigdawg Krew and my Paroxysm Posse, too. Peace out! Selah.

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2005-10-19	Waiting for the Flood
2003-07-11	Martian Dust-Up
2003-07-05	Of Course He Lied
2003-06-29	So Sue Me
2003-03-22	Rachel Corrie Remembered
2003-01-02	Would You Like a Nice Slice of Pi, Boy?
2002-10-03	Reality Has Gone Out On Strike
2002-04-23	Israelis Oblivious to Godwin's Law
2002-04-19	Have Sex? Get Stoned!
2002-01-05	New World has Own, Strange Colloquialisms
2001-12-23	Adobe Nabbed for Piracy!
2001-12-22	The Catholic Church: Keeping Abreast
2001-11-22	Look Out! Giant Cockroaches!
2001-11-21	My Loser-Fu is Unstoppable!
2001-11-16	PDJ: 10 Years of No Intelligent Life
2001-09-12	WTC Plume Visible from Space
2001-09-07	Here's A Good Reason To Use Microsoft Software
2001-08-25	Hey, check out my crotch!
2001-06-19	Don't Think TOO Different, Now
2000-11-08	Take Back American Democracy!
2000-10-23	NEWS FLASH! Canadia Now Good!
2000-09-15	Wish I'd Been There To See It, Part II
2000-09-14	If I Only Had a Brain
2000-09-14	Wish I'd Been There To See It
2000-06-24	Who built the Sphinx anyway?
2000-06-24	Student Writes to Putin, Loses Graduation Honors
2000-06-22	Night of the Living Dead OS
2000-06-22	I don't wanna know how this turns out
2000-06-05	I guess we should all use Winzip now.
2000-06-05	Grab your Scooby Snacks!
2000-06-05	Gnutella "Worm" written in... VBScript?
2000-06-03	City Found Under Water
2000-05-05	Font Porn
2000-03-27	Don't Think and Drive
2000-02-26	Fight the Dominant Species!
1999-12-06	There's a new star in town...
1999-09-06	How Did We Miss This?
1999-09-05	Where's Pigdog?
1999-08-16	Sad But True
1999-08-16	Hail, &!
1999-08-15	IBM Releases New Version of DOS!
1999-07-08	Through Being Cool
1999-07-06	Camoflage Keyboards
1999-07-06	Calculators that use 'Verbal' numbers!
1999-07-06	Convert Your Model M to a Post-Ban Dvorak
1999-06-25	Shrine to the Stars
1999-06-23	Join the Junior Carrot Patrol!
1999-06-22	Buddhist Priest has PROOF of ETI
1999-06-22	Those aren't aliens... those are Communists.
1999-06-20	Solex vs. the Pigdog
1999-05-14	Wanna be a Bad Person?
1999-03-22	Rock For Life

Offsite Links
NOTE: content of offsite links is not (necessarily) created by this Pigdog Journal author. They just found it and shared it with you.
2000-09-07	Dog food ads from New Zealand Kiwis have greater tolerance for humor in their dog food.
2000-06-01	Automatic Butt Splicers!
2000-05-19	Today Your Desktop, Tomorrow the World!

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