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This made me laugh so hard that gin came squirting out of my nose. Oddly enough, I was drinking lemonade at the time.
-- doctor obnox son of a bitch

Sean Kennedy

The man who made mandrills famous!

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1999-07-09

Monkey Spanks Investors
I've often felt that any idiot can make money on net stocks these days. As it turns out, most lower primates can do so as well.

1999-06-29

The Mandrill Who Came To Dinner
Gotta love PBS and its Nature program about mandrills. Fascinating to decode, too! "Delve into the mystery behind this animal's unique coloring..." (= Blue butt.) "Not much is known about how mandrills behave in the wild..." (= Toss feces.)

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