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This made me laugh so hard that gin came squirting out of my nose. Oddly enough, I was drinking lemonade at the time.
-- doctor obnox son of a bitch

Sean Kennedy

The man who made mandrills famous!

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Monkey Spanks Investors
I've often felt that any idiot can make money on net stocks these days. As it turns out, most lower primates can do so as well.


The Mandrill Who Came To Dinner
Gotta love PBS and its Nature program about mandrills. Fascinating to decode, too! "Delve into the mystery behind this animal's unique coloring..." (= Blue butt.) "Not much is known about how mandrills behave in the wild..." (= Toss feces.)

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