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Pigdog knows how lonesome the heart gits.
-- Patient Joab


Special Ideas
Some ideas are good... some ideas are great... but these are Special Ideas.

Pigdog Journal Articles

2004-08-23 Grotesquely Disfigured Annette Funicello
2003-07-29 Stop Buggin'
2002-05-13 French Leapfrog U.S. with Amazing New Toilet Technology
2002-05-11 Things My Momma Taught Me
2001-10-01 Think breasts -- and think pink!
2001-08-25 Hey, check out my crotch!
2001-01-17 A Modest Proposal
2000-11-11 Whole Lotta Shakin Goin On
2000-10-20 No Friction, No Profit. No Profit, No Job
2000-09-14 If I Only Had a Brain
2000-08-15 Get On The Bus!
2000-06-28 Speed Racer Calls it Quits, Sells Car
2000-06-03 State of Jefferson, Eh?
2000-05-18 Pigdog on paper
2000-04-04 Report from Spiritual Machines
2000-03-10 Americans ban use of the term 'menage a trois'
2000-02-21 Making Junk Mail Work For You
2000-02-14 Dont Forget! March 13 is St.Urpasian Day!
2000-02-08 One Day Greenwich Times Is Bastardly Queer
1999-12-18 A funny prank you can play on eToys!!!
1999-12-15 QUIT Etoys.com!
1999-10-01 The Glass Bead Game
1999-09-14 Does your mother know?
1999-07-14 Intergalactic Arcosanti
1999-06-18 Kooky Chinese Use Condoms As Balloons!
1999-06-11 Wobbly but Still Strong
1999-06-06 De' Sponge, She's Back
1999-05-23 On the Implementation of a Grocery Bag And Overforestation Initiative
1998-11-20 The Pat Boone Lounge Has Been Mustard Gassed

Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is (usually) found and not created by Pigdog Journal staff. Read at your own risk.

2011-03-31 Creating a wall-hangable computer from an Ikea shadow box frame
-- Baron Earl
2005-02-17 Microsoft sp1llz teh b34nz on hax0r talk
Your kid might be a k1dd1e if... -- Dkr. Armand Geddyn
2002-10-12 Is There A God?
2002-07-20 Smack the Raver
-- Baron Earl
2002-06-19 All about Sporks
-- JRoyale
2002-05-20 Don't Go Off Half Baked
Get feedback on your half-baked plan. -- Miss Conduct
2002-05-07 Let's Play Dress Up
Wanna play with my doll? -- Miss Conduct
2002-04-02 C'mon punk, bring the pain!
-- Flesh
2002-03-28 How to Mark a Nuclear Waste Disposal Site For the Next 10,000 Years
'Images of dangerous emanations and wounding of the body.' -- Cynara
2002-03-14 Flags of the World, Judged and Found Wanting
It may come as a surprise, but "there is no international body responsible for upholding simple standards of vexillilic aesthetics." -- Cynara
2002-01-29 Minas Tirith Uber Alles
Let's all go to hobbit camp! -- Siduri
2001-08-14 I Brake For the d20-Compatible TimeCube RPG Rules!
There are two things important to me in life: The d20 Open Gaming License, and Nature's Harmonious Time Cube. -- Miles Standish
2001-08-12 Monkey vs. Robot! Who Will Win?
-- Flesh
2001-06-16 George W. Bush: The Great Confusicator
George W. Bush: The Great Confusicator. -- Baron Earl
2001-05-27 Find Your Prison Bitch Name
-- Baron Earl
2001-04-29 Gillian Anderson campaigns for abortion rights
-- El Destino
2001-01-03 Cop Killa In Tha State Howse
New Hampshire legislator advocates killing corrupt rogue cops if they try to kill you. Everyone acts like there is something egregiously wrong with this. I dunno, it's kind of a head-scratcher. -- Mr. Bad
2000-10-16 Bitch Test
-- Baron Earl
2000-10-16 Tell me... am I HOT or NOT?
-- Baron Earl
2000-09-19 Science of Star Trek exhibit opens in London
-- El Destino
2000-07-07 Kilgore Trout revealed
Kilgore Trout revealed. -- Baron Earl
2000-06-22 Pot-Smuggling Masters of Disguise
-- El Destino
2000-04-10 Propaganda!
-- El Destino
1999-09-26 Hey Y'All, Check Out Disaster News Network, Because You Never Know When You Might Be In Need of A Disaster!!
Hey Y'All, Check Out Disaster News Network, Because You Never Know When You Might Be In Need of A Disaster! -- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-09-21 Monk use term "popping woody"
Monk use term "popping woody" and explains why sex is "Dog" -- Negative Nancy
1999-07-07 Let's Go Be Beggars in Graz, Austria!
-- Tjames Madison
1999-05-28 Geek Gourmet
-- El Snatcher




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