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Miner 99er

In a cabin, in a canyon
Excavating for a mine
Lives the Miner 99er
And his pack of ravenous ICE WOLVES!

Pigdog Journal Articles

1999-08-25

Elephant Blood Donations Urgently Sought!
Veterinarians at Lampang Elephant Hospital in Thailand are in urgent need of elephant blood, for anticipated transfusions needed for a foot amputation. Motola (age 38) stepped on a landmine near the Thailand-Myanamar border, shattering ten bones in a left feet. At the time the cow elephant was taking a break from her job with a logging operation. There is no indication that the accident was drug-related.

1999-08-25

I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus!
Every year Norma "Duffy" Lyon sculpts a cow out of butter for the Iowa State Fair. This year she's doing Jesus at the Last Supper. "I've knocked three fingers off him today," said the butter lady. In past years she's warmed up with Smokey the Bear, and more recently Elvis, but those icons seem to have only whetted her appetite for her masterwork, the King of Kings and his band of merry men.

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2000-08-10

Roxx Like Spoxx in a Boxx
When you combine a web of wires with resin and a chip of something special, what do you have? No, not that! "Smart pebbles", aka cybeRox, the newest defenders of British shores. "Dumb as a box of rocks" now has a whole new meaning.

2000-01-10

Little Rubber Indians
There are little rubber Indians, and Burning Man is dead. Uh, no, I don't get it either.

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