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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. Because when you wake up, that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra

Dunkin' Idaho

I'm a space cowboy. Bet you aren't ready for that.

Dunkin' Idaho sparkles like a quasar with his gar-iffic, rabble-rousing prose. A former mainframe Systems Programmer gone bad, he likes long walks on the beach, Scotch, and warm cigarettes -- and he hates Music Weasels, ever since his days running the shark ride at Universal Studios.

He's currently "seeking work." If you know what we mean....

Pigdog Journal Articles

2002-03-21

Canadian Government Whores
Canadia claims a separate, oh-so-unique Canadian culture. Then they flop for the RIAA, their legs in the air...

2002-03-17

Shrub's Axis of Stupidity
Our Commander in Chief recently named an "Axis of Evil." But the real danger is his own Axis of Stupidity.

2002-02-13

First, Let's Kill All the Accountants
There's a myth that Shakespeare liked lawyers, but he hated them. Yet, if he were alive today, he'd hate the lying, thieving accountants even more.

2002-02-06

Making the Planes Run On Time
Staggering up from a holiday-binge induced coma, this correspondent fears a Rip Van Winkle hallucination because it's looking a lot like Italy... in 1939.

2002-02-05

Wicked Witch Glimmers Clue
Amidst the recent dramas of killing friendly Afghans, letting corporate bastardos shred evidence, and watching politicos forget they got bought, a little bomblet snuck under the radar and almost made me drop my drink.

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