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Behind every pathetic worthless loser of a man is a woman who figured his sorry ass out and stabbed him in the back.
-- The Compulsive Splicer

Cynara

Non Sum Qualis Eram Bonae Sub Regno Cynarae

Cynara, a dowager duchess-in-exile, considers herself quite undressed unless decked with large diamonds and small lap-dogs. She bears with grave beauty the scars of her scandal-haunted past.

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