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i don't need meds, i just need pretty pigments.
-- rotten elf
El Destino
Trapped on a hostile planet, El Destino travels through time, searching for another host body while wandering mysteries of culture, sex, and that cyber-funken-groove. Join him for a Love Boat cruise to hell!
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But how can I recreate my crazed scrawls with a word processing program? This web page has the answer...
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"My body is only six inches wide, but my eerie pupil-less blue eyes were paid for by your tax dollars..."
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It's just another commute in North Carolina.
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High Availability Guinness Stress Test
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A Day in the Life of a Beverotologist
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Brother Wayne Lays Down the Truth
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The Deep Dark Underbelly of the Star Wars Myth, or Ramayana Remembered
It's a fact: Star Wars is a blatant plagiarism of an ancient Asian legend, and the long lines of devout Star Wars freaks are really unscrupulous Asian copyright busters. From Indonesia to Thailand to Nepal, videos are available for sale or rent before they're even released in the US and UK due to this nerdy camcorder-clutching bunch. (More...)
NASA's Mars missions keep blowing up and crashing, but dammit, when you reach for the stars you have to expect a few minor setbacks. Drink a toast to the men and women of NASA! Toast them with a Lost Probe mixed up with your own two (or three) hands! (More...)
One of our star reporters was sent to Comdex by his employer. El Destino reports live from the biggest, geekiest trade show in the world. (More...)